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Originally Posted by oh its Erik ok HUH, Théo knew that voice and even that terrible accent. It was worse than his fake american accent.Which to tell the truth was really bad. "Zoryn??". Whoa now he has a bucket hat on his head. Cro Catchin. Théo smiled before adjusting the hat so he could see. Well was there crocodiles in this swamp??? Since it was this school you never know. So sure why not. Croc catchin sounded fun. But how did you catch a croc. Did you have to wrestle it.
LOOK SHE EVEN BROUGHT BINOCULARS.
GENIUS. "Ready as i will ever be Cap"
She was the captain right now. Oh wait they were suppose to be quiet and not try and scare any crocs. Ok Théo was getting this. First time for him. He was listening but maybe he scared it away by talking to her. He whispered back "You see anything in the swamp" "Noooooohr, she shook her head wildly. "Who's Zoh-rehn? I'm the Croc Catch-ah, mate." Was she going a little overboard? Maybe. But then again, didn't she always? Don't answer that.
Zoryn returned the smile her friend wore when he realized their mission at the swamp. Glad he was on board 'cause otherwise this would've been reaaaaaaaaal awkward. For him, of course. Zoryn never felt awkward. Mostly because she had no shame. Again she reached into her backpack, this time pulling out a big net by it's long handle and held it out for her partner in crime croc catchin'. Extension charms were the only spell that she mastered. Then she pulled out a second one for herself. These were big enough to catch a giant crocodile, right? Definitely not.
She kept a calculated look on her face, pretending to know exactly what she was doing when in reality she was fairly certain that there weren't any crocodiles in this swamp. But its called acting after all. "Hmmmmmm...." she hummed, squatting down and putting her nose real close to the swampy water. "I don't see any--" AND THEN SHE SHOT UP INTO THE AIR-- "GASP!" Yes she actually said that. "Do ya seeeee the puh-ddles?"
There was definitely a trail of water... But did the puddle prints belong to a crocodile or just some first year who accidentally went for a smelly swim? Either scenario had a high likelihood.
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