So, the tables were not being used for studying! NOT TODAY! Paul had put GLORIOUS AND COPIOUS AMOUNTS OF FOOD on each study table. Like a buffet, right? He had filled the place with...AMERICAN FOOD.

FRIED PICKLES.

FRIED.....EVERYTHING'? Didn't Americans fry everything?

HAMBURGERS.

FRIES.

COOKIES THAT WERE CALLED COOKIES.

Basically, food his students had all had before, but he just liked the idea of calling it AMERICAN food.

"COME ON EVERYONE!" There was a HUUUUUGEEEEEE CAKE with Carl and Etta's face PLASTERED ON TOP. "CONGRATULATE OUR CHAMPIONS!"