 Bathes in Maple Syrup | Dancing Lobster | Mrs. Charlie Weasley | Seneca's Beard | That's So Fetch
LAND! THEY WERE ON LAND AGAIN! PRAISE BE TO THAT OLD GUY WITH THE BEARD EVERYONE WAS ALWAYS TALKING ABOUT!
Benji climbed, quite literally, out of the Beetle and kissed, quite literally, the ground beneath his feet. Even though the car had been charmed to be spacious and nothing like the inside of a car, the first year was glad to be on the ground again and not flying over the giant pond that was the Atlantic. This Canadian did not fly well, and there was nothing anyone could do trick him into believing that they had done otherwise for the past however many hours it took for them to get there. Those funny sleeping drinks hadn't helped him at all.
Mid seventh kiss of the ground, the boy then got self-conscious. He was sure Professor Williams would have gave him a good scolding if the man saw him like this. Benjamin had already gotten into trouble countless times the past month for misplacing his wand, easily getting lost, and being totally oblivious to the basics of the magical world. The struggle of being the son of two No-Majs was real, man. But at least the lovely headmistress lady was always so forgiving and understanding and motherly.
Speaking of the lovely headmistress, Benji gradually inched his way toward her, faaaaaaar away from Professor Williams #1 and Professor Williams #2. The curly-haired boy was about to actually tug on her dress because he had a sudden thing that needed to be taken care of, but he stopped himself as she seemed busy talking to that other beauty and Benji knew better than to interrupt adults who were deep in conversation. So he scooted away to bother his fellow Ilvermorny pals. Surely they would be able to point him in the right direction.
"Does anyone know where the bathroom is? I NEED TO FREE THE PEE." Would the Hogwarts people get mad if he did it in that bush over there?
And did these guys have poutine?
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