Oh the things he’d do for a friend. Well, if he was going to be really honest, he wanted to see River’s face again. He looked mighty fine that one time he passed by his humble salon to get a haircut, and that glorious hair! Ugh. That man had been such a daaaaaaaaahling! How could he resist his favour this one time, yes? Anything to see that handsome face of his!

But what about this apple? He was aware of his seminar, but he’d been really shady about it. Look, he even poofed without saying a word!