YAAAAAAY!!!! CHICKEN DANCE PARTY!!!!!

Peeves was floating in the air dancing his pants off to the little song he'd made up. He only stopped for a second when Professor Poodle said something. "OOOOH, Pwissy Pwofessow Poodle gonna bite?" He snarled like a dog to taunt him.

Then the singing and dancing started up again. Only this time the Fluffypuff and Professor Poodle joined in. Were there more people here a second ago? Peeves was too busy having fun to notice. "WHOOOO! SHAKE IT!!!"

When the song finished, Peeves was cheering and clapping. He even whistled and threw in a few raspberries for good measure! "Bravo! Bravo!!! Good show!!!"

He supposed he'd better tell them where Storm was now. "The brat's upstairs," he said, pointing up at the ceiling. "I'll even throw him in the portal for you... for an encore!"

Nope? Fine, then. They were no fun anyway.

"AND TELL HIM OLD PEEVSIE SAYS GOOD RIDDANCE!!!"