"Your Love is Like a Boggart"

Your love is like a boggart,
Strange and mysterious,
Your love is like a boggart,
Unwanted and contrarious.

Your love is like a boggart,
It becomes everyone's worst fear,
Your love is like a boggart,
I shudder when you're near.

When you ask me out,
And talk about us,
It makes me shout,
Riddikulus!