Ok returning in the nick of time to update.

Continued now...........

Ron began to sprout brown curls from the top of his head making his hair a motley patchy jumble of red and brown hair of all different lengths. He was so shocked when Dumbledore strolled past, produced a mirror and flashed Ron his reflection that he tried to get away from this horrible hair style. But as he was retreating he noticed a swagger of his hips that wasn't there before, he screamed with surprise.
"Eeek! I'm turning girly?!"

Rons scream peirced the air, calling a halt to the match which wasn't an entirely bad thing because the Aussie swim team were getting smashed and inexplicable had begun doing synchronised swimming on their brooms....in the air...without any water in sight.
After the whistle was blown Dumbledore invited everyone back to his room for fondue and a friendly game of spin the butterbeer bottle.


The end.

Sorry guys it was so long that I accepted that dare that I can remember what it was...hehehe. And yeah I know this really sucks, it's not my best work I know that. Thanks for reading it anyway.

Anyway here's the requirements I added for the heck of it.
- Bill and Bob do commentary for a quiditch match.
- The Australian Olympic swim team VS Gryffindor.
- Slashy makes an apearance and tackles someone.
- Crabbe curses someone to be girly.
- Dumbledore has people over for fondue.