12-04-2016, 06:48 PM
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DMT & DIMC Antipodean Opaleye
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Hogwarts RPG Name: Tenacius "Ace" Salander Graduated x12 x12
| Ability is nothing without Opportunity | | Creativity is Intelligence having FUN Quote:
Originally Posted by The Narrator All of a sudden, hundreds of owls from the owlery darted out from the seventh floor corridor and frantically swooped their way down the moving staircases. What in Merlin's beard were they doing here?
Soon after, a GIGGLE sounded, which made the birds scatter. A snowy and tawny owl collided into each other. An old grey owl nearly flew into one of the portraits hanging on the wall. A group of smart eagle owls dashed onto another floor. The rest of the owls were desperately looking for an escape from whatever it was that had spooked them. GIGGLE.
As the giggling grew louder and louder, several of the owls lost control of their bowels. Bombs away! It was now raining owl droppings! GIGGLE.
While the owls continued to hoot, collide, poop, and fly around in search of a place they could be safe, the giggling grew fainter until it could be heard no more ... for now. Tenacius had just jumped onto a moving stair on his way back to the common room when he heard what seemed like an echo-y giggle amongst a ferocious wind.... "What the--???????"
Suddenly his vision was filled with HUNDREDS of BIRDS. It was like something from the old Muggle movies he grew up watching as a kid, and he could only just ride the stairs and stare at the cacophony that unraveled before him....
SPLAT!
Oh no. What was that? He touched his forehead with his hand and stared at it. "What is th-- POOP! OMG THIS THIS POOP!" Bird droppings alert! Danger Will Robinson danger! "AAAHHH!" the Gryffindor Ace started to turn and run down the stairs, pulling the back of his sweater up in a feeble attempt to protect his head because NOBODY knows DISASTER like someone with CURLY hair.
And as you have it, that much bird droppings on the ground is bound to end up in-- -- SLIP! Uh oh. |
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