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Old 11-11-2016, 08:59 PM   #61 (permalink)
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Resident School Poltergeist | Unruly & Malicious

WHEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!! Peeves squealed with glee, bouncing in midair. Let the fun begin!

First to speak was Nearly Headless Nick. Sheesh, what a windbag! Somewhere in the middle of the speech, Peeves turned to Miffy, moving one hand up and down like a mouth talking. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah...

"BORING!"he shouted. He grabbed a chicken leg off the nearest plate and hurled it at the Gryffindork ghost. "What else you got?"
Then the Grey-hair Lady spoke. Aw, she was no fun either! "BOO!" Peeves jeered as he sent another chicken leg flying at her.

The band was starting to play. Now that was more like it! Peeves grabbed his sweet polter!wife's hand and pulled her to the middle of the room. "C'mon, Miffy! Let's boogie!" he said, and he floated over the guest's heads doing the Macarena.

"CROWD SURFING TIME!!!" he hollered as he dive-bombed the guests in the front of the room, gliding on his back over their heads all the way to the other side.

"WHOOOO!!!!!" he cheered, clapping his hands and cackling wildly as the song ended. He even threw in a raspberry or two for good measure. But he wasn't done just because the song was. "MORE ENTERTAINMENT!"

And it had better be good...
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