Resident School Poltergeist | Unruly & Malicious
If Peeves didn't know any better, he'd say he and his beloved wedded polter!wife had pulled off the trick of the century. THEY DONE GOT HITCHED. AND NO ONE HAD STOPPED THEM.
Muwahahahahaha! "So, did everyone bring us wedding presents?" And where were said presents? Did anyone bring any?! ANYONE?
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....................."NO PRESENTS? Well that's just awful manners, the LOT OF YOU!"
Did his beloved see what an atrocious crime against them had been committed?! Whoever caught that bouquet had what was coming to them, clearly! But the lack of presents certainly made an excuse for Peeves to cause a bit of mayhem...
__________________ You're nothing more than a pickle-headed prune biscuit-eating bulldog.
P.S. Your bowtie is crooked. And your pink thestral pony is super girly. |