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Nearly Headless Nick 
Sir Nicholas was mighty chuffed to have seen the two Poltergeists become united as husband and wife. He floated through the entrance of the Room of Requirement. The ruff he had chosen today was so large that if his spectral body was still capable of sneezing, his head would not have even wobbled. "Hello everyone, splendid day for a wedding, isn't it?" he said as he floated past people. He stopped when he saw Miffy, the bride. "Congratulations Miffy," he said.
“THAAAAAANKS, NICK! Aren’t you pleased for us now?’’ Miffy and her Peevesipoo together forever. No ghost could separate them!!!!
It was time to throw the boquet.
“WHO WANTS TO CATCH MY BOUQUET????” *GIGGLE* No one realized that it was actually
poison ivy.
Miffy floated to the front of the room. She looked over at the guests.
“Catch my bouquet and you’ll be hitched next!!!” Miffy turned to back the crowd. Another
*GIGGLE* and the poison ivy bouquet was released over her head.