 Resident School Poltergeist | Unruly & Malicious
Peeves squealed with glee as the students started slipping and sliding. Then the Snakette started yelling at him, but he ignored her. Until the spells started flying!"Nice try, Franks-MUNDANE!!!" he taunted, dancing out of reach of her spells. "OOOOOOOO! MISSED ME, MISSED ME, NOW YA GOTTA KISS ME!!!"
The professorheads showed up, and the chaos he'd worked so hard on was dying down. HE COULDN'T LET THAT HAPPEN!
He dive-bombed Professors SCARraro and RiverTROLL. "HEY, YOU OLD GEEZERS!!!" he crowed, blowing a loud raspberry at them. He grabbed the Maths Man's wand. What did it matter that he couldn't do any spells with it? When it was so great for poking!
"YOU DO THE HOKEY POKEY TIL THE KIDDIES SCREAM AND SHOUT, THAT'S WHAT IT'S ALL ABOUT!!!" he sang, jabbing the boy Lion and girl Badger with the wand.
Peeves floated away, cackling wildly. Then a snooty foreign voice caught his attention. He spun around midair to face the stuffy old Charms man. "Aww, you're no fun!" he pouted. Now he was going to make him pay for spoiling his good time!
He flew around the professor's head in circles, singing, "MANKY, MAKWISH MARCHAND! MANKY, MAWKISH MARCHAND!!!" But he wasn't done yet! He stopped and grabbed his tie and pulled - HARD! Hopefully he'd fall down the stairs - or choke. That worked too! "HAVE A NICE TRIP, YOU PRISSY FRENCH POODLE!!!"
__________________ You're nothing more than a pickle-headed prune biscuit-eating bulldog.
P.S. Your bowtie is crooked. And your pink thestral pony is super girly. |