 Resident School Poltergeist | Unruly & Malicious
Peeves saw his precious poltergal floating at the top of the stairs and glided over to her. "Tsk, tsk," he scolded, wagging a finger at her. "Starting without old Peevsie! Naughty, naughty!"
He grabbed an armful of jars and helped his girlfriend pour them all over the staircase, singing a little song to himself as he went:
Wax,wax, wax!
No time to relax!
Must get down to brass tacks
And cover all the stairs in wax
The studentsies will all fall down
and make their bones go CRACK!!!
By the time he'd finished, he was cackling like mad. He floated in the air, bouncing giddily as he waited to see the wee student beasties slip and slide and scream. This was going to be so much fun! BRING ON THE CHAOS!!!
__________________ You're nothing more than a pickle-headed prune biscuit-eating bulldog.
P.S. Your bowtie is crooked. And your pink thestral pony is super girly. |