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Tazzie · 09-19-2016, 09:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Eriin

Eva didn't get out much... or at all, really. She worked and went home after dinner like a good girl! Only not a girl. A lady. An ooold lady. Ha! No, not really.

Finding a bench that was vacated, she sat herself down primly and pulled a small bag of bird seed from her bag. She always loved to feed the pigeons, as it were. Maybe she could watch some of the witches and wizards milling about? Or find someone to converse with?

...or just feed the birds. That seemed like less trouble, after all. Heh.

If anyone thought Orcus was being contemplative about important things like his life choices as he sat on that bench smoking away, then they were wrong. Terribly wrong. What the forty-six year old businessman was pondering at the moment was all the ways he could actually prank his fellow shareholders at their meeting later that day.

Obviously, that was more important than anything else.

He had just finished his cigar when his pretty woman radar went off. She was sitting on the bench across from his. And she was alone. Why was she alone? No man from his species should EVER let a woman like that be alone. If no one else was willing then he most certainly could offer her his fantastic company.

Which he was now doing as he strode across the park with the concentration of a predator stalking its prey. "Hello there," Orcus greeted the lady with a smirk upon reaching her. "Do you mind if I sit with you?" Ahem.

09-19-2016, 09:33 PM	#292 (permalink)
Tazzie DERP & DIMC Mackled Malaclaw Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Amestris (GMT+8) Posts: 11,061 Hogwarts RPG Name: Harri Ainsworth Second Year x12	❄Suaviter in modo, fortiter in re❄\| ⚕=equivalent exchange=⚕ \| pinned ya! Quote: Originally Posted by Eriin Eva didn't get out much... or at all, really. She worked and went home after dinner like a good girl! Only not a girl. A lady. An ooold lady. Ha! No, not really. Finding a bench that was vacated, she sat herself down primly and pulled a small bag of bird seed from her bag. She always loved to feed the pigeons, as it were. Maybe she could watch some of the witches and wizards milling about? Or find someone to converse with? ...or just feed the birds. That seemed like less trouble, after all. Heh. If anyone thought Orcus was being contemplative about important things like his life choices as he sat on that bench smoking away, then they were wrong. Terribly wrong. What the forty-six year old businessman was pondering at the moment was all the ways he could actually prank his fellow shareholders at their meeting later that day. Obviously, that was more important than anything else. He had just finished his cigar when his pretty woman radar went off. She was sitting on the bench across from his. And she was alone. Why was she alone? No man from his species should EVER let a woman like that be alone. If no one else was willing then he most certainly could offer her his fantastic company. Which he was now doing as he strode across the park with the concentration of a predator stalking its prey. "Hello there," Orcus greeted the lady with a smirk upon reaching her. "Do you mind if I sit with you?" Ahem. __________________ ❏❏❏