Potions taught by the infamous Potion Mistress
Hecate Scarlett Lafay

Brann Gnister Unction

Use/Effect:
Heals Minor Burns

Ingredients:

• 7 Marigolds
• 1 cup of Witch Hazel
• 10 drops of Lavendar oil
• 1 Aloe Leaf
• 5 leaves of Plantain
• 4 drops of Essence of Murtlap
• 5 drops of Vitamin E
• 1/2 cup of brown sugar
• 2 tbls of baking soda

Instructions:

• Cut and then Crush the Marigold with a marble morter until they are fragrant and wet.
• Put on your protective goggles and dragon hide gloves.
• Slowly simmer the witch hazel in the cauldron, adding the crushed marigolds.
• With a wooden spoon give three clockwise then one counter clockwise turn. Repeat 3 times.
• Add the 10 drops of Lavendar oil making sure you do not look into the cauldron. Do not inhale.
• Take a silver knife and cut the aloe leaf at a 90 degree angle. Squeeze the gel out of the leaf and into the cauldron.
• Slash the Plantain leaves with the diffindo charm, careful not to fully cut them. Wring them out letting the juice from them drip into the cauldron.
• Let simmer on a low flame for 30 minutes and drop in the Essense of Murtlap and the Vitamin E.
• Add brown sugar and baking soda. Again turn three times clockwise then one counter clockwise, repeating until the mixure is a paste.

Capillatum Potion

Use/Effect:
Grows hair from head. One spoonful of potion for each inch of hair.

Ingredients:

• 1 gallon pumpkin juice
• 4 oz Flobberworm mucus
• 8 drops of Lavender essence
• 1 cup Gotu Kola (Centella asiatica)
• 5 Mandrake leaves (adult plant)
• 6 spoons Honey
• 12 Fluxweed leaves
• 1 sprig of Peppermint
• 1 drop of Re'em blood
• 3 Knotgrass blossoms
• 3 Rat tails
• 10 drops of Saw Palmetto extract
• 2 oz Zinc

Instructions:

• Simmer pumpkin juice
• Stir mucus into cauldron using wooden spoon
• Add lavender essence
• Crush (in the same direction as stirring) one mandrake leaf in mortal. Charm spoon to stir in Goku Kola nine times clockwise and one time counter-clockwise. Pour in mandrake on the counter-clockwise stir
• Repeat until five mandrakes are crushed
• Mix in honey, fluxweed leaves, peppermint and drop of Re'em blood.
• Crumble blossoms in cauldron
• Quickly add rat tails
• Wait 30 minutes
• Slowly add Palmetto extract and zinc, alternating.

Tubby Potion

Use/Effect:
Adds weight to your body mass

Ingredients:

• 1 gallon of Troll Blubber
• 1 Bicorn Horn
• 6 Krispe Kreme
• 3 Puffer fish eyes
• 10 drops of insuline
• 1 Fluxweed plant
• .5 liter of bubotuber slime
• 8 horned slugs
• 5 Tubeworms
• 3 drops of Re'em blood
• 1 bottle of butterbeer
• 1 drop of sea serpent venom
• 1 strand of veela hair
• A chocolate or any type of candy to taste.

Instructions:

• Place Troll Blubber in cauldron and start a fire.
• Crush Bicorn Horn with mortar and pestle into a dust, then add it into a fine dust once the Troll Blubber is the consistency of water.
• Raise the flame and add a Krispe Kreme one at a time. Wait for each to dissolve before adding the next.
• Squeeze the three puffer fish eyes till they pop and let them fall into the cauldron.
• Add 10 drops of insulin, one at a time, while stirring with a wooden stirrer/spoon once counter-clock wise.
• De-leaf fluxweed plant and add.
• Stir in the bubotuber slime.
• Add 1 slug after every 5 stirs of the fluxweed stock and keep doing it for all 8.
• Incinerate the fluxweed stock when finished stirring.
• Diffindo to cut the tubeworm to make into an actual tube. Add in tubeworms, Re'em blood, and butterbeer.
• DO NOT STIR!
• Add the sea serpent venom, with protective goggles.
• Add the veela hair.
• While moving your wand around the cauldron and ending with a sharp downward motion on top of the cauldron, say the incantation 'Altilis'
• Add the sweetie of your choice.

Lafay's Scintillation Solution

Use/Effect: Cause the drinker to glow in their favorite colour and become animated and bright

Ingredients

• Half a cauldron of Water
• One cup of Orange Juice (Blood Oranges are best)
• One Billywig Stinger
• 1 tsp of crushed dried Ginger Root
• 2 tbsp of Sugar
• 5 Peppermint leaves
• 20 Firefly Bulbs
• 9 Clabbert pustules
• 2 drops of Magnesium Gluconate Liquid
• 7 drops of Flobberworm mucus
• 3 frozen runespoor eggs
• 1 tsp of powdered purple moonstone

Instructions:

• Fill cauldron halfway with water and start a high waiting for water to boil.
• Cut oranges, juice them with a silver knife and add into cauldron.
• Add Billywig Stinger
• Lower the flame
• Crush dried ginger root until powdery
• Add Sugar
• Stir ingredients counter clockwise once then add a peppermint leaf, then repeat for each leaf and give one final stir
• Squeeze the fluid of 20 firefly bulbs into cauldron
• Add Clabbert Pustules whole
• Stir potion once counter clockwise then thrice clockwise
• Add Magnesium Gluconate and quickly follow with flobberworm Mucus
• Take frozen runespoor eggs and remove the shells
• Sprinkle the powdered moonstone onto the frozen eggs
• Put the three eggs into cauldron and DO NOT STIR!
• Wave wand in circular motion over cauldron ONCE and cast Vividus Excandesco.

De-aging Potion

Use/Effect: Causes the drinker to turn back their body and heal the effects of father time while retaining their memories.

Ingredients :

• 1 gallon of goat's milk.
• 1 tsp of crushed Yellow Moonstone
• 2 lacewing flies
• 10 Shrivelfigs
• 2 tbsp of chopped knotgrass
• 1 drop of Leech juice
• 5 drops Pomegranite juice
• 1 tsp bicorn horn, crushed
• 1 phoenix tear
• 1 daisy root, finely chopped
• 2 sprigs of Fluxweed
• 2 peppermint toads
• 1 chocolate frog
• 1 liquorish wand

Instructions:

• Fill cauldron with 1 gallon of goat's milk
• Grind yellow moonstone til it becomes powder
• Sprinkle the powder in the cauldron while stirring
• Add two Lacewing flies
• Stir two times clockwise an three counter clockwise
• Chop the knotgrass carefully using slicing technique, lay to the side
• Manually squish the Shrivelfigs over the cauldron adding them in.
• Take the knotgrass and run it over the glove getting the excess fig
• Add the drop of leech juice
• Add five drops of Pomegranite juice
• Crush bicorn horn
• Add Phoenix tear to the bicorn horn dust
• Add the mixture of Bicorn dust and Phoenix tear stirring 15 times clockwise
• Crush daisy roots with knife handle then chop it.
• Use the sprigs of Fluxweed to stir it one time counter clockwise and 3 times clockwise then add them in.
• Add peppermint toads, chocolate frog and liquorish wand after stirring it.
• Lower the flame.

Bone Regenerating Potion

Use/Effect: Causes the drinker to regrow a bone that was lost to him.

Ingredients :

• 1 gallon of Buffalo Milk Cottage Cheese
• 1/2 cup of bran cereal
• 2 tbls of Salt
• 1 chopped asphodel leaf
• 2 tsp of dragon (Peruvian Vipertooth) marrow
• 4 tbls unicorn horn powder
• A packet of muggle Jell-o gelatin
• 1 Freshly cut newt (warty newt) tail
• 2 Crushed sopophorous beans
• 5 squeezes of Liquid Marshmellow

Instructions:

• Add one gallon Buffalo Milk Cottage Cheese into cauldron
• Fold in bran cereal and 2 tbsp salt using wooden spoon
• Chop asphodel leaf and mix into two tsps dragon marrow.
• Once marrow has swelled, add it in
• Mix together unicorn horn powder and 1 packet of Jell-O then add it in
• Add a little water if ingredients do not melt down.
• Drop in the tail
• Crush the sopophorous beans and sprinkle it in.
• Squeeze the marshmallow on the top
• Let simmer for 20 minutes

Vaxifloo

Use/Effect: Vaxinates muggles and muggleborn wizards against all strains of the Flu.

Ingredients :

• Water
• 2 Occamy Eggs
• 2 cups of Sucrose
• 1 cup of Wheat Bran
• 4 tbls of Black Treacle
• 2 grams of Monosodium glutamate
• 8 grams of Bread Mold
• A handfull Fluxweed (picked at full moon)
• 3 Lobalugs
• 5 drops of a dead Influenza Virus
• 1 European eel

Instructions:

• Fill cauldron with water
• Set a flame under the cauldron.
• Take the Occamy egg, poke your knife into the occamy egg, swirl it around to create a five centimeter hole in the shell, and then let the inner contents fall into the cauldron.
• Add Sucrose
• Add Wheat Bran
• Add Black Treacle, stir 20 times clockwise.
• Add MSG
• Add Bread Mold
• Add sliced fluxweed then stir in either direction.
• Add lobalug venom then drop in lobalug
• Add the live virus sample
• Hold eel in the potion until it stops sparking

Shaharazalm

Use/Effect: It can make someone say what you want them to say, but the victim will know they just said something they didn't mean to say. It can use only be used once on that person.

Ingredients :

• 1 gallon of flobberworm mucus
• 1 tsp shredded beeswax
• 20 drops of Coconut Oil
• 1 finger of Vaseline
• 7 drops of Lanolin
• 2 tbs yellow moonstone
• 1 Vitamin E Capsule
• 1 pinch of Chamomile
• 1 Jobberknoll feather
• 1 Jobberknoll tongue
• 10 blades of scurvy grass
• 3 tsp of fluxweed
• 2 leaves of lovage
• 1 cup of stewed mandrake root

Instructions:

• Light cauldron and pour in Flobberworm Mucus
• Drop Beewax into mucus, watch it melt, then stir twice counter clockwise
• Add the 20 drops of coconut oil five at a time. Stirring once clockwise after each five.
• Don protective gear; gloves, aprons and goggles
• Flick dollop of Vaseline into cauldron with finger
• Add in 7 drops of Lanolin, and stir clockwise three times
• Grind Moonstone in mortar and pestle, add 2 tsp to cauldron in a circular motion
• Add Vitamin E to the center of the moonstone circle
• After 6 minutes potion should be bright yellow
• Add a pinch of Chamomile
• Using silver blade, slice Jobberknoll feather and tongue finely, add to cauldron
• Stir 5 times counter clockwise and once clockwise
• Take the blades of scurvy grass and the fluxweed and put them in the lovage leaves , Roll them together tightly and press hard as you roll
• Use Diffindo to cut into 10 small pieces
• Take the stewed mandrake roots and carve ten little holes in it with your silver knife then stuff the leaf rolls into the mandrake root and put the carved out pieces on top, drop the whole root into the cauldron and wait 5 minutes

Shriveling Potion

Use/Effect: makes something shrivel, wither, and wrinkled like turning a plum into a prune.

Ingredients :

• Water
• Three Frozen Ashwinder eggs
• Five drops of Caffeine
• One teaspoon of Powdered Bicorn Horn
• Nine daisy roots, chopped
• One Squeezed shrivelfig, (skin included)
• One Sliced caterpillar
• Four horns from horned toads
• Two rat spleens
• One cup of leech juice

Instructions:

• Fill cauldron with water
• Break the Ashwinder egg into the cauldron.
• Add five drops of caffeine
• Stir three times counter clockwise after each drop.
• Sprinkle powdered Bicorn Horn into cauldron.
• Chop nine daisy roots and add
• Stir twice clockwise.
• Squeeze shrivelfig and dropped it into the cauldron.
• Slice caterpillar on an angle, making five pieces.
• Duck
• Add the four horned toad horns.
• Stir three times clockwise.
• Add two rat spleens
• Add one cup leech juice.

Polyjuice Potion

Use/Effect:

Ingredients :

• Extract of The-Transfigured-Being-To-Be (usually hair)
• 12 Lacewing flies (stewed 21 days)
• Leeches
• Pinch of powdered bicorn horn
• 25 pulverized knotgrass blades
• 16 scruples (1.3 grams) Fluxweed (picked at full moon)
• One ounce of crude antimony
• Shredded Boomslang skin (whole body)
• Three drachms of pulverised Sal Ammoniac (not the yellow kind)
• Filings and rasplings of Saltpeter and Mercury and Mars. (Potassium nitrate, Mercury, and Iron)

Instructions:

• Fill with water
• Light fire under caudron
• Bring water to a boil
• Stew Lacewing flies
• Add stewed lacewing flies
• Stir 12 times counter clockwise with glass stirrer
• Add one ounce of antimony
• Cut leeches into 5 pieces each, with a silver knife
• Add leeches
• Stir clockwise once
• Add scruples one at a time
• Let brew 3 minutes
• Add drachms of pulverized Sal Ammoniac
• Fold knotgrass blades using wooden spoon
• Add bicorn horn powdered,
• Add Saltpeter and Mercury and Mars
• Add the shredded boomslang skin
• Let Brew 30 days

Hate Potion

Use/Effect:
Turns the love felt into true hate

Ingredients:

• 1 gallon of Lemon Juice
• 2 oz of Fluxweed sap
• 3 bunches Knotgrass
• 1 drams Horntail dragon scales
• 6 oz essence of devil's snare
• 2 Biting Toadstools fangs
• 8 oz of Quandury blood, distilled
• A sample of the person's DNA who is to be hated.
• Fire

Instructions:

• Add lemon juice to cauldron and simmer.
• Add fluxweed sap and with wooden stirer, stir 24 times counterclockwise.
• With knotgrass laid down in single layer, chop with silver knife and add.
• Put on dragonhide gloves
• With mortar and pestle, crush dragon scales into a fine powder before sprinking them into cauldron.
• Stir potion clockwise as you add in drops of essence of devil's snare.
• Clean Mortar and add biting toadstool fangs, crushing them to the consistancy of sugar crystals
• Ladle some potion into the mortar letting the granules dissolve fully before adding contents back into cauldron
• Add distilled Quandry blood...Do not stir.
• Add hair or whatever form of DNA is at hand.
• Wave wand over cauldron in a circular motion. Incantation: Odiosus.
• Brew for 2 hours.

Devomotion Potion

Use/Effect:
Develops wizarding pictures

Ingredients:

• Water
• 2 cups elf-made wine vinegar
• 3 leaves from a Dransul plant
• 3 billywig stingers

Instructions:

• Fill cauldron with water
• Heat over a low flame
• Add elf-made wine vinegar
• Crush one Dransul leaf in mortar until acid forms
• Add three drops Dransul acid to cauldron with a dropper
• Stir potion 3 times counter-clockwise
• Add billywig stingers while potion is still moving (Potion should appear a dark burgundy in color)
• Point wand at potion, move in a spiraling motion upwards while casting "Agitatum"
• Using "Glacius", quickly douse flame and cool cauldron down, potion will continue to move.
• Let simmer a month.
• Colour will have darkened to black, consistency will be thicker
• Ladle the potion in a developing tray
• With gloves on, pass the negative in the potion
• One minute later, take it out and put it in a second tray, covering it with water
• Allow to dry

Boil Cure Potion

Use/Effect:
Cures boils

Ingredients:

• Water
• 6 Snake Fangs
• 4 horned slugs
• 2 Porcupine Quill
• 8 Dried Nettles
• 5 drops of Flobberworm Mucus

Instructions:

• Add 6 Snake Fangs to the mortar.
• Crush into a fine powder using the pestle.
• Add 4 measures of the crushed fangs to your cauldron.
• Heat the mixture.
• Wave your wand in a backwards "x" over the cauldron, starting top-right, bottom-left, bottom-right to top-left, casting "Percurus"
• Leave to brew and return in 80 minutes.
• Add 4 horned slugs to your cauldron.
• Take the cauldron off the fire before adding the next ingredient.
• Add 2 Porcupine Quills to your cauldron.
• Stir 5 times, clockwise.
• Wave your wand in a rightwards "x" over the cauldron, starting top-left, bottom-right, bottom-left to top-right, casting "Percurus"
• Heat it again until turns green.
• Add Flobberworm Mucus until the potion turns pink.
• Heat again until it turns orange.
• Mix in the dried nettles until it turns green.
• Heat again until it turns red.

Antillergen Potion

Use/Effect:
To deaden allergic reactions for a year's time

Ingredients:

• Water
• 10 drops Valerian root
• 10 drops Salamander Blood
• 2 dock leaves
• 1 Ashwinder Egg
• 4 sprigs Fluxweed
• 10 drops Murtlap Essence
• 2 sprigs Parsley
• 3 spoons Raw honey
• 5 Basil leaves
• 1 whole Papaya
• 1 Ginger Root
• 17 Reishi (mushroom of immortality)

Instructions:

• Fill cauldron with water
• Add valerian root and salamander blood, one drop at a time, alternating between the two
• Add the dock leaves to mortar and crush
• Break frozen ashwinder egg into mortar
• Add fluxweed to mortar
• Add mixture from mortar into cauldron
• Add Murtlap Essence
• Stir eight times counter clockwise
• Add parsley sprigs loosely crushing them into cauldron
• Add raw honey
• Slice Basil leaves with a Silver Knife
• Stab whole papaya with same silver knife stuff basil in papaya's wounds
• Add Papaya to cauldron
• Add grated ginger root
• Add thinly sliced Reishi Mushroom to cauldron
• Wave wand over Cauldron in fast strinking oblique motion and cast the "Sanum" spell

Craterotomy Potion

Use/Effect:
Cures acne

Ingredients:

• Water
• 5 drops of bubertuber pus
• 1 tbsp Toothpaste
• 3 tbsp. honey
• 4 Snake fangs
• 1 tbsp. cinnamon powder
• 1 clove of garlic
• 2 cups of lemon zest
• Pinch of salt

Instructions:

• Fill cauldron with water
• Light burner and make sure there is an intense & high fire
• Wearing dragonhide gloves, use a spoon and add 5 drops of Bubertuber pus
• Stir counter clockwise six times
• Using a metal spoon, stir in a spoonful of toothpaste
• Using a metal spoon, slowly drip in honey one tablespoon at a time (hold it about 6-8 inches away)
• Crush four snake fangs into a fine powder using mortar and pestle
• Sprinkle powder into potion
• Grate cinnamon stick into cauldron
• Chop up the whole clove of garlic & crush it with the flat of the blade.
• Add garlic to cauldron
• Grate two cups worth of lemon zest using same grater (no need to clean)
• Let simmer for 15 minutes
• Cast Enodis - movement looks like you are skimming the top of the cauldron
• Add salt to cauldron
• Cast Enodis again - movement in the opposite direction

Wiggenweld Potion

Use/Effect:
To awaken someone from a potioned induced deep sleep

Ingredients:

• Water
• One pint Horklump juice
• 2 drops flobberworm mucus
• 7 chizpurfle fangs
• Billywig sting slime
• A sprig of mint
• A glass of boom berry juice
• 1 stewed mandrake
• 7 drops of honeywater
• cup of sloth brain Mucus
• 2 moondew drops
• pinch of the powdered root of asphodel
• 2 cups of shredded dittany
• whole two inch piece of Wiggentree bark
• 7 Moly petals
• Salamander blood
• Ten Lionfish spines
• Unicorn horn
• Wolfsbane
• Boom Berry Juice

Instructions:

• Fill cauldron with water and bring to a boil
• Make sure mortar and pestle are clean
• Pour half the Horklump juice into mortar
• Add mucus, fangs and slime
• Crush fangs until the entire mix turns into a bright purple goo
• Add the goo and the rest of the horklump juice to cauldron
• Rip it in half and toss it in the cauldron.
• Take the mandrake in a gloved hand, cover it in the 7 drops of honeywater
• Add it to the cauldron.
• Add cup of sloth brain Mucus
• Add the 2 moondew drops and stir once counter clockwise, then another time clockwise
• Add a pinch of the powdered root of asphodel to sprinkle in the cauldron.
• Add the two cups of shredded dittany
• Follow it up almost immediatly by the whole two inch piece of Wiggentree bark
• Float seven Moly petals on the surface
• Add the cup of salamander blood followed quickly by the ten Lionfish spines
• Grate unicorn over the cauldron
• Add Wolfsbane
• Stir 20 times counter clock wise
• Let simmer.
• Turn off burner
• Add room temperature Boom Berry Juice

Essence of Insanity

Use/Effect: causes irrational behavior & possibly inflicting the condition of insanity

Ingredients

• Water
• 5 Ailhotsy leaves
• 5 Lovage leaves
• 5 Drops of reem's blood
• 5 Bursting mushrooms
• 5 Inches of asphodel root
• 5 Tbsp of chopped fwooper voice box
• 5 Flowers of brugmansia
• 5 Snake fangs
• 5 Oz of wormwood
• 5 Sneezewort petals

Procedure

• clean all appliances
• fill cauldron with water
• light burner
• crush Ailhotsy leaves & Lovage leaves with mortar and pestle
• twist tops off exploding mushrooms AFTER administering Glacius and set aside
• thinly slice the stalks in 5 vertical strips
• in mixing bowl combine: root paste & powdered leaves
• stuff brugmansia with 1 inch of the goop at the bottom of the flower and roll upwards.
• use the mushroom stalks to tie shut
• soak Sneezewort petals in reem's blood for 5 minutes
• drop brugmansia rolls into the cauldron to simmer until fully dissolved
• liquid should be purple
• drop mushroom caps into cauldron to soften them up - boil for 3 minutes. Each cap that is added will cause a chemical reaction and a small explosion that will produce colored smoke
• remove caps from water and dice them
• crush this with Snake fangs in mortar and pestle
  add to cauldron
• grate wormwood over cauldron
• add sneezewort petals & blood to cauldron
• add 5 Tbsp of chopped fwooper voice box & cover ears
• stir in a figure 8 pattern slowly for 30 seconds

Dreamer's Elixer

Use/Effect:
A potion to make the drinker forget or remember their dreams

Ingredients:

• water
• 1 cup of valerian root
• half a cup of Kava Kava
• 1 deadly nightshade berry
• 8 leaves of devil's weed
• 1 cup of Poison Hemlock seeds
• 1 poppy flower → red poppies are the most potent
• 10 leaves of Calea Zacatechichi

Procedure

• clean cauldron
• fill with water to brim
• light burner
• wait for water to boil
• add valerian root
• add Kava Kava
• clean 18 carat gold
• prick deadly nightshade berry with needle to get one drop
• burn berry
• drop the one drop into cauldron
• burn & clean needle
• slice devil's weed along the vein with a silver knife
• add leaves to cauldron
• dip your pestle in the cauldron, shake it a bit, so it's just wet and not dripping
• put Poison Hemlock seeds into your mortar, crush them into a mush
• use wooden spoon to add to cauldron
• put on goggles so fumes don't make you sleepy
• drop poppy let the potion wilt it on it's own and it will sink to the bottom of the cauldron
  
  Stopping here makes the drinker does not dreamTo allow the drinker to remember their dreams vividly continue as follows:
  
  
• add Calea Zacatechichi leaves and allow them to dissolve
• potion should be purple
• while thinking about a recent dream move wand over cauldron in a semi circle motion and say Sopororis

Lingualaxus Truth Serum

Use/Effect:
Loosens the tongue, has no taste, no smell, no color.

Ingredients

• Water
• 8 drops of Essence of Wormwood
• One cup of Jobberknoll blood
• 4 Billywig Wings
• 3 Belladonna leaves
• 2 tablespoons of poppy seeds
• 7 Sprigs of Valerian
• 5 leeches

Procedure

• clean cauldron
• fill it with water
• light burner
• add 8 drops of Essence of Wormwood one drop at a time
• stirring your potion in a counter-clock motion.
• add your Jobberknoll blood (low and slow stream)
• crush 4 Billywig Wings and the 3 Belladonna leaves in your hands and let the pieces fall into the cauldron
• clean the mortar and use it to crush the poppy seeds to dust
• break the Valerian sprigs using your hands and add to the poppy seed dust
• add the contents of the mortar to cauldron
• add leeches to cauldron (wear gloves) → potion will turn a deep dark red
• move wand in straight jabbing motion and say 'Verax' (potion will turn clear)

Growth Unction

Use/Effect:
Enlarges nonedible items when applied.

Ingredients

• Water
• 1 Dragon Liver
• 1 Fluxweed Root
• 1 cup of Bubotuber Pus
• 1 teaspoon of Yeast
• 5 Pufferfish Eyes
• 1 Leg of Newt
• 2 Bat Spleens
• 3 drops of Re'em Blood

Procedure

• clean cauldron
• fill cauldron with water
• light burner
• cut dragon live in two centimeter chunks
• drop each piece into cauldron
• stir clockwise ONCE → potion will be red
• grate fluxweed root into cauldron
• add the cup of Bubotuber pus
• add yeast
• stir twice counterclockwise
• stab pufferfish eyes in the back with your stirring rob over the cauldron
• drop pufferfish eyes into the cauldron
• slice it open newt leg with a silver knife so the bone shows
• drop it in the cauldron
• take bat spleens and with the same silver knife chop them up as finely as you can.
• add them and stir once counterclockwise.
• drop ONE drop of Re'em Blood and wait until the color turns pink
• drop the second and wait until it turns blue
• drop the third and watch as it turns a deep, dark red
• cast Incrementum on contents
• turn off burner and let thicken

Noxious Potion
Potion emits a green smoke makes you noxious.

Ingredients

• Milk - to fill cauldron half way.
• 5 Doxy eggs
• 10 grams of Sulfur
• 2 ounces of armadillo bile
• 4 cups of flobberworm mucus
• 1 cup of whale oil
• 2 cups of Mountain Troll Dung
• 1 Lemon's juice
• Handful of Poppy seeds

Procedure

• Clean cauldon (scourgify)
• add milk, filling cauldron half way
• start cauldron on low fire (incendio)
• Crack each doxy egg and add to cauldron, stirring once counter-clockwise after each egg
• Put gloves on, then take each gem of sulfur and crumble it with your hands before adding to the cauldron
• Measure out the 2 ounces of armadillo bile while vigorously stirring the potion clockwise until it is in a full spin
• Add the armadillo bile
• Wait for the spinning to stop on its own
• Spoon the 4 cups of flobberworm mucus into the potion with a wooden spoon
• Add the cup of whale oil from the side, drizzling it in slowly
• Using a nose clamp to avoid most of the smell, add the troll dung as quickly as possible (note: try not to throw up into the potion)
• Juice a lemon into mortar, adding a handful of poppy seeds once the juice is collected and crush everything together
• Add the lemon-poppy mixture into potion
• Cast “Dilapsus” on the potion, using a brisk jabbing motion
• Quickly, using baster, fill balloons (5) with the potion, making sure to tie them tightly
• Vanish the remainder of the potion, preferably before it starts giving off gas (Evanesco)

Fameludos Draught

Use/Effect:
Increased stamina and endurance
(Hunger Games crossover potion)
This liquid creates the illusion of fire on whatever it’s been poured on

Ingredients

• Aloe Gel to fill the cauldron at the neck
• 1 liter of Pine Resin base
• 3 chilled but not frozen Ashwinder eggs
• 10 grams of limestone ash
• 16 grams of sulphur
• One cup of saltpeter (Or Niter)

Procedure

• Scourgify cauldron to make sure that it is clean and uncontaminated by anything
• Fill cauldron to the neck with aloe gel
• Drag wand along the outside rim of cauldron, making a complete circle, then cast “Aegisidis”
• Measure out one liter of pine resin, spooning it carefully into the aloe gel with a wooden spoon before stirring it in (DO NOT PLOP)
• Repeat step 3 (Cast “Aegisidis” after tracing wand around rim of cauldron)
• Hold chilled ashwinder egg over cauldron, then use either a wooden stirrer or the handle of a wooden spoon to poke holes in both ends, lowering pierced egg into aloe mixture
• Repeat the process for all 3 ashwinder eggs
• Repeat step 3 again
• SPRINKLE limestone ash into cauldron, mixing it slowly, moving clockwise
• Repeat step 3, glow should be stronger, brighter, longer and look white
• Add the sulphur, in rock form, to the potion, wearing dragonhide gloves (it will melt)
• Repeat step 3, glow should change from white to bright yellow
• Sift the saltpeter over top of the liquid, then use Incendio to light it on fire

Girding Potion

Use/Effect:
Increasea stamina and endurance

Ingredients

• Water
• 50 dragonfly thoraxes (40 toasted and 10 untoasted)
• 1 set of fairy wings (2 wings)
• 3 flying seahorses
• 12 doxy eggs (4 measures of 3 eggs each)
• An ingredient of your choice

Procedure

• Scourgify cauldron
• Fill cauldron with water
• Add the set of fairy wings, then heat until the potion turns turquoise
• Add one measure of doxy eggs (3 eggs), then heat until the potion turns pink
• Add 20 toasted dragonfly thoraxes until potion turns red (might not take all 20)
• Heat until the potion turns blue
• Add the remaining 20 toasted dragonfly thoraxes until the potion turns silver (might not take all 20)
• Heat until the potions turns red again
• Add the remaining 3 measures of doxy eggs (9 eggs)
• Add the 10 untoasted dragonfly thoraxes, then heat until the potion turns blue again
• Add 3 flying seahorses, then heat until the potion turns green
• Add the remaining ingredient

Syrup for Ice cream (or Sadness Draught)

Use/Effect:
This is the antidote to the GleeIceCream. Even if you weren't under the effects of the ice cream, this syrup will not hurt you and is safe to eat. However it has a smaaaaall side effect... a feeling of loss and sadness, like something's missing from life now that you aren't elated all the time.

Ingredients

• A base - Chocolate, Caramel, Butterscotch or Marshmallow are good
• six drops of Lethe River Water
• one butterbeer
• seven blades of fluxweed, untouched
• 2 spoonfulls of poppyseeds
• 1 tsp Glumbumble fluid

Procedure

• clean cauldron
• fill caudron half way with base
• set flame on low
• add butterbear
• add 6 drops of Lethe River Water
• put on gloves and Add seven blades of fluxweed, untouched.
• add 2 spoonfulls of poppyseeds
• add Glumbumble fluid, dropping the tablespoon slowly stirring with a wooden stirrer counter clockwise.
• retrieve your wands, and trace the lip of the cauldron, starting from the spot closest to you, moving clockwise, and when you complete your full circle, flick the wand upward, speaking the enchantment "Tristificatus"
• Serve over ice cream

Comantis Bestiarius

Use/Effect:
When poured over the skin it allows animal fur, feather or scales to appear on your own skin for a period of time.

Ingredients

• water
• 20 blades of fluxweed
• a pinch of crushed sneezewart seeds
• sliced knotgrass bunch
• 3 tbsps cinnamon
• animal part (fur, scales, feather…)

Procedure

• Clean cauldron
• Fill cauldron halfway with water
• Place over flame
• Using silver knife, slice the fluxweed into pieces measuring a centimeter before adding to cauldron
• Stir the mixture six times counter-clockwise
• Crush a few sneezewart seeds into a fine dust, then take a pinch and add to potion (wear gloves and make sure to avoid the vapor that results as it will make your hair stand on end for a day)
• Use (cleaned) silver knife to slice the knotgrass (do not cross-cut) before adding to potion (potion should turn red)
• Add the cinnamon. It should float on the surface of the potion
• Add the part from the desired animal in the center of the cinnamon. IT should be enveloped by the cinnamon and fall to the bottom of the cauldron
• Listen for a gassy noise, then cast “Comantis Bestiarius” over the potion using a flick-double swish motion of the wand