doesn't proofread tweets | #wrongaboutcereal | #siriusly? | emo to the extremo Quote:
Originally Posted by kayquilz Sleeping.
Poncho Paul was SLEEEEEEPING HELLO.
He was all the way in his actual office sleeping, too, and he of COURSE didn't hear the door until...he jerked awake and ran from his office, through the lily-padded room, and threw open the door to see James.
He was bleary-eyed, yawning, and half asleep. "Y-yes?" he asked softly, sure that he had BED BREATH. It was about TIME. Geez. Some people actually had WORK to do. Unlike Poncho over here, some members on staff actually took their jobs seriously. He waited impatiently, still as he stood behind the closed door. Waiting for all the scrambling on the other side to stop and for the door to finally--
OPEN.
Was that so hard?
.... "You look miserable, Paul," like he had just woken up from the dead. Also, his breath smelled like the dead too.
But anyways, Poncho's unruly appearance was not the purpose of this little visit. This was a crime scene. And James intended on catching the man red handed so he had to get past the hippy in question to enter the office and find the evidence for himself first hand.
With the one goal in mind, James marched right in (sort of pushing Paul in the process as he passed). "AHA, Just as I suspected you--" Wait a minute. There were three things wrong in this scenario.
1. Merlin was nowhere in sight
2. This was exactly not as James suspected
3. "WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?????" With hands thrown in the air, gesturing that the THIS in question meant WHAT THE HECK DID PONCHO DO TO HIS OFFICE???? ... Was Poncho a frog in a formal life because that James wouldn't find hard to believe.
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