 Dragon Geisha/Toni-Toni Chopper/Master of Chocobos Alpha Goddess/ Darth Devious /Davvy's twinneh
Why Ilia was still taking this class she had no idea. Really she probably should have dropped this and muggle studies in her new year. She survived with A's, but hated every moment of it. They had gone from Miss happy snaps , to the kid munching hag , to this unassuming professor. Would she be a raging nut like some of the professors? Would she be somewhat normal like Hirsch? "Greetings Professor Yoon." She gave her a customary bow that she did to all professors and collected a fortune cookie like she was supposed to. "Thank you."
She saw all of the food yes, but she wouldn't be having any of it. No, none at all. She didn't trust any of the professors, especially ones she was not extremely familiar with. No Hogwarts professor could be trusted on anything consumable. None of them. Not a one. Food in class was always a bad sign. The last time there was food in divination class, there were egregious butt trumpeters, belligerent belchers, the unbearable fart wars....no eating of the food. If this turned into gastromancy again she was leaving mkay? Let her fail it on the newts, but she was not getting gassed by her peers ever again.
Hogwarts professors and their 'food peace offering' to tame and appease their students were always laced with tricks. Cookies had caused her boyfriend being a temporary Demi mutt....now don't get her wrong she liked a bit of hair and for him to be manly...but were hair was a no go. And not to mention the professor she thought that she could trust SPIKING HER TEA AND SHRINKING HER! Without her permission. So no, just no food in class, at all, ever. They had probably ruined her for life on this.
Still, she did crack her cookie open. Be unordinary, visionary even. Ilia's eye brow raised at it and she sighed. So much for a fortune? She already was a visionary and so not ordinary, thank you very much. |