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Hiraeth · 05-14-2016, 03:56 PM

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What.The.Hell.Was.This.

???

WHY WASN'T HER POTION-BREWING GOING HORRIBLY??? She had done everything perfectly! Everything! She had crushed the shell perfectly, she had cut everything perfectly, she had stirred perfe-

Wait. . . she had been stirring it clockwise. . . right? Yeah, each time she had stirred it clockwise. . . then why the hell was she stirring ANTI-clockwise right now??? -___-

Merlin, why did her life suck so much?

Mason had been wondering why it was turning creamy, even after she had stirred it for another 8 minutes, even after she added the tongue and fungus, it still did nothing.

And now, after like fricken 15 minutes of cooling, she finally realized what she had done wrong. . . one stupid mistake. . . and her entire potion went to hell. . . whhyyyyyyyyyyyyyy?????

And now it was here, done. It had cooled. There was nothing that she could do to safe this catastrophe. . . nothing. The potion didn't even look right. Instead of emerald, it was transparent and it had all of these weird milky-white things drifting in it. Said milky-things looked like balls of hair, like a hair-ball of a really gross old cat. How did one mistake cause all of this?????

And she didn't even have enough ingredients or time left to fix it, so she was gonna have to give it in just like this. . . OMG, please safe meeeeeee. So with a extremely disappointed look, she took one of her little vials and scooped some of the putrid liquid into it. Insert disgusted shudder here.

She tried avoiding the little hair-balls as she scooped, cause ew, she already knew that Professor Newton was going to be super let down by the quality of her sad-excuse of a potion. . .

So, with a heavy heart, Mason corked the bottle and took it to the front where the professor sat. She wrote her details on the little label and stuck it onto her potion. Add a little smiley face aaannnddd done.

Please, don't make me drink this. . .

05-14-2016, 03:56 PM	#232 (permalink)
Hiraeth DERP & DMT Antipodean Opaleye Join Date: Dec 2015 Posts: 9,632	Post 6 Sassenach l theJoff l RoughDough l Aslan l Snidget l My Lord Kate l Dark-Side l BEETSSS l smol George -_____- What.The.Hell.Was.This. ??? WHY WASN'T HER POTION-BREWING GOING HORRIBLY??? She had done everything perfectly! Everything! She had crushed the shell perfectly, she had cut everything perfectly, she had stirred perfe- Wait. . . she had been stirring it clockwise. . . right? Yeah, each time she had stirred it clockwise. . . then why the hell was she stirring ANTI-clockwise right now??? -___- Merlin, why did her life suck so much? Mason had been wondering why it was turning creamy, even after she had stirred it for another 8 minutes, even after she added the tongue and fungus, it still did nothing. And now, after like fricken 15 minutes of cooling, she finally realized what she had done wrong. . . one stupid mistake. . . and her entire potion went to hell. . . whhyyyyyyyyyyyyyy????? And now it was here, done. It had cooled. There was nothing that she could do to safe this catastrophe. . . nothing. The potion didn't even look right. Instead of emerald, it was transparent and it had all of these weird milky-white things drifting in it. Said milky-things looked like balls of hair, like a hair-ball of a really gross old cat. How did one mistake cause all of this????? And she didn't even have enough ingredients or time left to fix it, so she was gonna have to give it in just like this. . . OMG, please safe meeeeeee. So with a extremely disappointed look, she took one of her little vials and scooped some of the putrid liquid into it. Insert disgusted shudder here. She tried avoiding the little hair-balls as she scooped, cause ew, she already knew that Professor Newton was going to be super let down by the quality of her sad-excuse of a potion. . . So, with a heavy heart, Mason corked the bottle and took it to the front where the professor sat. She wrote her details on the little label and stuck it onto her potion. Add a little smiley face aaannnddd done. Please, don't make me drink this. . . __________________