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Old 05-10-2016, 09:01 PM   #109 (permalink)
Hiraeth


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Phew!

Who knew that jumping on a bag of Tortoise-shell would be so damn difficult? Mason exhaled deeply and got off of her bag, which was now adorned with a bunch of dusty foot-prints. . . Oops?

Mason lifted the bag carefully, since she didn't want any of the powder (yes, she had smashed it into powder) falling out. She placed the bag on the table, pushing some of the junk away to make space for the precious bag. Right, so the hard part was done, now came the EASY stuffffffffff!

Lollllllll, those caterpillars totally looked like some gross attempt at a moustache. . . Mason was tempted, but only for a second, to place the thing on her upper lip and use a Sticking Charm. . . butttttt, she had work to do! And besides, it would be super disgusting to put a dead-worm-thing on her beauteous face, so nope.

Anyhooooo, the Moustache-worm needed to be sliced, so that was what she was going to do. . . if she would ever find her fricken knife under all this nonsense! Merlin, why did she have three of those assignment papers? WHY??? She was basically a Muggle-Archaeologists over here, digging through all of this ancient junk to get to her 'treasure'. AHA! Found itttttttt. Okay, moving on. . .

Okay, so first you want to trim the upper-part of the moustache, to make it nice and even, then you want to cut away all the excess hair. Yes, she was a Caterpillar-barber, if her Auroring didn't work out, this would totally be her back-up plan.

And the last few trims. . . and DONE! Mason got one of the little bowls that she had and scooped the hairs/slices into it, before placing it next to the bag. Next was the bat-tongue. Oh my Merlin, its so squishy! Mason took the little tongue between her index-finger and her thumb, and gave it a squeeze. It was still a little moist, but other than that, it wasn't too gross, too bad she had to cut it. And dice it, like a chef, with her mini-silver knife as a chopping-tool.

That came into a bowl as well, the little slices ending up next to the moustache. And AH! She was about to become a real Muggle-barber, since the next ingredient was Hairy-Fungus. So delectable. . . not. This one was probably the grossest of all the ingredients. . . blegh.

Man, she loved this class so much.
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