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PAUL MYERS. YOU DID NOT JUST.
If twirling around without a tutu wasn't already embarrassing enough, the only thing that could make it worse WAS A PINK TUTU. Poncho Paul had just messed with the wrong man and once his stupid feet were finally at a break, James would take the hippy down.
Hippies believed in karma, right?
But Merlin, could they talk about how utterly terrible this was? First off, no one would EVER let him live this one down. Second off, WHO was responsible? THIRD HIS PRIDE WAS TAKING A HUGE HIT RIGHT NOW.
And he was not amused. Not. At. All.
He’d put an end to the madness himself, but his wand was on the table and his feet weren’t willing to get close to it. So when the Librarian came to his rescue, for once James was grateful for the man. Huh. ”Thank you, Leo,” he managed through gritted teeth as he straightened his back and slid back into his chair as if nothing had happened.
NOT. A. WORD. FROM YOU LOT.
James' face said it all. If anyone DARED to say ANYTHING... So help them Merlin. Including you, Nana.
Oh and, Myers would be receiving a proper thank you when he least expected it.
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