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Genius.

Hilarious.

Best pranks ever this year.

DID EVERYONE HEAR THAT!? SHE HAD IMPRESSED HER DREAMY WEAMY BOATY PEEVSEY!

HE WAS COMPLETELY SMITTEN WITH HER!

Descending from her hiding place near one of the buttresses with a fish-eating grin, the poltergal swooshed and zigzagged her way giddily through the air towards the hero of her affections. Of COURSE she took extra care to cause a little extra chaos along the way.

Like ensuring that that pretty stiffy Transfiguration professor found her bottom to the ground again with a swoooooooosh around her legs.

And that kiss blown by way of the Astronomy professor who BEST FLATTER AND FAWN OVER HER if he ever wished to see his TOYS again.

And the sandwich of the stoney woney faced Creature professor OBVIOUSLY made for a better hat than anything else. Mayonnaise hair treatment for YOU. GIGGLEGIGGLEGIGGLEGIGGLEGIGGLE.

She would get the rest of you, yes, but for now eyes were on her ONE AND ONLY BECAUSE HE WAS RIGHT THERE!

"HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII PEEVSIES WEEVSIES MY ONE AND ONLYSIES!" she sang as she zoomed over to the poltergeist. "I just KNEW you'd be impressed. I KNEW IT! IKNEWITIKNEWITIKNEEEEEEEWIT!"

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