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Mortified. Roderik Hirsch was mortified! So much so, that he hardly registered the sound of the kitchen utensils being banged getting closer and closer. To him, all that mattered was that he had glitter everywhere and the last thing he needed was for someone to come and see him like-
Groan.
The man huffed, letting out a small puff of glitter that had somehow gotten on his lips. His eyes then went towards the professor and....... he paused. Uh. What was Paul wearing?! Why did he have a colander on his head and oven mitts on his hands? Was this even considered normal over here? But then again, this was Paul Myers. Maybe this was normal for the man who'd brought a banjo to a feast.
Glitter Lover?!
Cue another groan from the man. To make it worse, he was practically belting this for everyone to hear, meaning that if people did hear what was going on, he wasn't going to live it down anytime soon, thanks to Myers and those darned kitchen utensils. "If you turn that into a record, I want at least half of your earnings," he grumbled, wiping some glitter from his face before looking at the Herbology Professor properly, "Help me? Before any of the students see?"
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