Originally Posted by Steelsheen

Babbling Beverage

Ingredients:

• water (500 mL)
• Alihosty leaves (fresh, 5g)
• billywig stings (dried, 2)
• erumpant tongue (powdered, a pinch)
• armadillo bile (5 mL)
• leechjuice (2 drops)

Instructions:

• Stew Alihosty leaves in simmering water for 20 minutes.
• Remove all traces of the leaves and return water to a boil.
• Add dried billywig stings and erumpant stings and allow to boil for 10 minutes, continuously stirring counterclockwise.
• Allow potion to cool to room temperature, then add armadillo bile and stir 5 times, counterclockwise.
• Add leechjuice and stir 20 times, counterclockwise.
• Potion should be light brown in color. Pour into vials for indefinite storage.

Magical Fireworks

Use/Effect:
Magical fireworks do not require flames to be ignited, and are really little explosions of magic. Once created, they are much safer to use than their muggle equivalents

Ingredients:

• Water
• Big handful of dried flakes of Salamander skin
• One jalapeno pepper
• a dash of sheep bile
• three grains of salt
• A tab or wick
• Tissue paper (whatever colors you please)

Instructions:

• Fill Cauldron with water
• Bring it to a boil
• Add dried flakes of Salamander skin
• Dice and add one jalapeno pepper to your potion
• Stir 13 times anti clockwise
• Add a dash of sheep bile. This will make your potion turn gray and become the consistency of liquid concrete, so it will be harder to stir.
• add three grains of salt
• stir 4 times clockwise until malleable
• Mold into a form (any you'd like)
• Put the tab or wick into the firework
• Wrap it in the coloured paper

Emotional Change Potion

Effect: A half-dark potion that makes the drinker feel one of these emotions: Happiness, sadness, excitement, fear, tenderness, anger.

Ingredients

• Two sprigs of lovage
• 4 mistletoe berries
• 4 measures of fluxweed
• 2 measures of boomslang skin
• Ten newt larvae

Happiness: 3 Alihotsy leaves
Sadness: A teaspoon of glumbumble treacle
Excitement: Half a handful of ferret fur
Fear: A scoop of black flies
Tenderness: 2 teaspoons of dog saliva
Anger: 7 hippogrif feathers

Instructions

Fill halfway with pure water
Slowly lower your wand as if you're drawing a straight, vertical line with your wand and say Apto pressura (wand movement: straight, vertical line onto the cauldron)
Heat to 100 degree celcius and keep the heat at 100 and ONLY 100 AT ALL TIMES
Chop the lovage well and add it
Wait for 5 seconds
Add the berries right after 5 seconds
Cut the fluxweed leaves in three pieces and add
With a wooden stick, stir once clockwise, once counter clockwise and alternate like that for 7 times: so the total number of stirs is 14

CHECKPOINT: It should be muddy, but not smelly.

Add boomslang skin and wait for 5 minutes
Add the larvae
CHECKPOINT: It should be completely clear like clean water
Happiness: Add 3 Alihotsy leaves and laugh as loudly as you can at a happy memory
Sadness: Think of the saddest moment in your life while adding a teaspoon of glumbumble treacle
Excitement: Sprinkle half a handful of ferret fur and stir it as quickly as you can in the clockwise direction until the fur completely dissipates (usually takes 30-45 seconds)
Fear: Squish a scoop of flies well in the mortar and add it
Tenderness: Gently add 2 teaspoons of dog saliva without any splashes
Anger: Throw 7 hippogrif feathers in as if you're angry at something and they are your relief