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Old 02-24-2016, 02:05 AM   #16 (permalink)
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Hogwarts RPG Name:
Alexander River Hirsch
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Originally Posted by Mangig the Scops Owl View Post
MANGIG WAS SO EXCITED OKAY.

He always loved when he got to deliver things - he didn't always get to deliver as much as the other owls because he was so small and the packages sometimes were SUPER BIG so he usually just got letters but THIS TIME HE HAD A PACKAGE.

So he was GOING TO DELIVER THIS STUFF SO WELL and everyone would be proud of him!!

Something he couldn't do very well though - opening doors. He KNEW this was where his delivery hooman was but there was a DOOR in the WAY.

"HOOOOO! Hooo. Hooooo? HOOOOOOOO!!"

We have something for you, hooman! Come and get it!

Text Cut: delivery


Along with the letter comes a tube-shaped package. It makes no sound if shaken; the only way to find out what's inside is by opening it. And once you do - surprise! - you receive a sudden burst of glitter shot right at you.
............ Hoo?

Roderik, who had been busy enjoying his cup of coffee marking away, was well and truly distracted now and it had everything to do with the hooting sounds coming from outside of his door. He stared at the closed door over the top of his mug, half wondering if he was even bothered to get up from his seat to see what was going on. See, he'd just gotten comfortable, as well.

When curiosity had gotten the better of him, he finally stood up and went to what exactly was going on, only to be met by an owl. Yep, a small and rather excitable owl who seemed to have bigger owl!lungs than it can fit in its body. "Alright, alright, alright, you're going to have to calm down so that I can take this, okay?" Because the sound of the hooting was starting to give hm a headache and he didn't think he had enough coffee for that.

As soon as he had the chance, Hirsch took the letter and read through that first. The only thing familiar about the letter was the sender's name, who had earned themselves a smirk just at the mention of it. Everything else was about as clear as teenagers were: i.e. not very. Oil? Constant vigilance? Was she threatening him? Surely not after what their previous encounter was like, right?

With no hint in the letter, he proceeded to grab the package and shake it but no suck luck. Nothing was going to give him a clue as to what was inside so, there was only one thing left to do.

He opened the package.

And approximately 2 seconds later, he regretted that decision.

With a BOOF!, the contents of the package burst open and flew all over him whether he like it or not. There was no way he could have stoped it or defended himself in any way. It just sort of......... happened. And it was in that very moment that he went from Roderik Hirsch: DADA Professor to Roderik Hirsch: Glitter Man.

What was that about constant vigilance?
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