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*Nordic Witch* · 02-04-2016, 06:12 PM

SPOILER!!: David

You could count on David to chime in a question before Paul had a chance to start singing. It didn't matter. It was a good question after all and something Leo figured everyone wanted to know too. Gazing over at David he nodded. "Yes, you'll get to read his works later after Professor Myers has sung his song." And he had a chance to explain who Lockhart was.

SPOILER!!: Professor Paul

During the song Leo leaned back against his bean bag and listened attentively. There more Paul sang the more he grinned. It was a very Lockhart song. It fitted the man like how he had been perfectly. Leo noted that Carl Leonard of the badgers and that his dear colleague Tiara had slipped into the meeting before or under Paul's performance.

When the song finished Leo clapped happily being at his best buddy. "Magnificent performance Professor Myers! Absolutely splendid!" He'd ask Paul to sing more often but it was not the right time for that.

Instead he brought forth his giant stack of several copies of each of Gilderoy Lockharts books and placed them at his feet. "Gilderoy Lockhart was a wizard that taught DADA here at Hogwarts for a year during the famous trio's time. He was also known for his perfect smile, coiffed hair and his stand out robe colours and his expert skill in memory charms aside from being a published writer. Currently Gilderoy Lockhart resides in the Janus Thickey ward at St Mungos for permanent spell damage. Does anyone know how or more so what Lockhart did to become a permanent spell damage patient at St Mungos?" Leo was trying to see if they had read or talked about him in Charms or HoM class. A strong backfiring memory spell wasn't always something that could be reversed. Safety and practice was key!

Pulling out his wand Leo moved the big stack of Lockhart's works into the middle of the circle of bean bags for easy student access if they wanted to browse. "We can't read and talk about all of Lockharts works in depth at this meeting unfortunately. There sadly isn't enough time to do so. All the books will though be available for you to borrow and read in your dormitories after the meeting is over."

Grabbing the book titled 'A guide to household pests' Leo held it up so all the students could see it as he asked. "Have any of your parents used Lockhart's guide when dealing with pests around your house? Is it useful?"

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Nordic Witch Grindylow Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: [GMT + 1] Posts: 14,082 Hogwarts RPG Name: Rose Snakebark Gryffindor Fifth Year Hogwarts RPG Name: JT Forsfelle Slytherin Third Year Hogwarts RPG Name: Ariadne Rose Hufflepuff Third Year Ministry Department Head: Violet Fawley Ecological Protection x3	Swedishfish Girl! Madame Librarian! Jess's Soul Sister! Sweetest Swede! SPOILER!!: David Quote: Originally Posted by BanaBatGirl THE MEETING WAS ABOUT GILDEROY LOCKHART!!!!!!! Yessssssssssssssss. Davie remembered where he was when Kitridge reminded him not to fall off his bean bag, and with a slight grin, the second year scooted back up the squishy bag. "Are we going to be reading any of his works, sir?" he asked eagerly, because he just HAD to squeeze in ONE question before Myers would start his music. A song about Lockhart. YAY. Davie turned his blue eyes to Myers, still grinning a bit. He was personally hoping this would be a parody song, because Lockhart seemed like an easy guy to parody. He'd made up ALL his books! His real story of buffoonery was better even than his made-up ones! You could count on David to chime in a question before Paul had a chance to start singing. It didn't matter. It was a good question after all and something Leo figured everyone wanted to know too. Gazing over at David he nodded. "Yes, you'll get to read his works later after Professor Myers has sung his song." And he had a chance to explain who Lockhart was. SPOILER!!: Professor Paul Quote: Originally Posted by kayquilz Paul turned a little red at Leo's words. "I--unfortunately, did not write this or COMPOSE this--I actually found it a few weeks back and thought it was simply HILARIOUS--" he chuckled and wiggled a little in excitement, slinging his banjo to the front. "It's actually from the time of Lockhart...so it's very curious--well--you'll see-" And he began to strum his banjo. Paul could not sing very well. He merely got by. He wouldn't like, break glass or anything, but he was just...an average singer you know? But anyways. Paul began to sing as well. "A charming smile and bright blonde hair, Gilderoy Lockhart, wizard extraordinaire! Oh oh, his smile is the most delightful thiiiiiiing OH OH--his teeth would put a vampire’s to shaa-aaaaame oh oh, Gildy’s such a wonderful snag-- If only I could catch him, but I’m just a haaaaag He’s got that winning smile! he’s got that golden hair! He’s got my heart with a key That’ll never disappear! He’s got those sky blue eyes! He’s got a champion’s stare, He’s got my heart with a key That’ll never disappear! Oh oh, he’s battled many wicked trolls OH OH, he’s the bravest, most gallant soul! Oh oh, all you yetis better beware, Lockhart is here to grab you by the haaaaair-- He’s got that winning smile! He’s got that golden hair! He’s got my heart with a key that’ll never disappear He’s got those sky blue eyes He’s got a champion’s stare He’s got my heart with a key That’ll never disappear Oh oh oh oh MY HEART WITH A KEY MY HEAAAAAART WITH A KEEEEEY that won’t DISAAAAAAAPPEAR!" ....and he was done his ballad. Hopefully they thought it was as funny as he did. He had laughed a couple times during singing. "It's called...Lockhart Has My Heart!" During the song Leo leaned back against his bean bag and listened attentively. There more Paul sang the more he grinned. It was a very Lockhart song. It fitted the man like how he had been perfectly. Leo noted that Carl Leonard of the badgers and that his dear colleague Tiara had slipped into the meeting before or under Paul's performance. When the song finished Leo clapped happily being at his best buddy. "Magnificent performance Professor Myers! Absolutely splendid!" He'd ask Paul to sing more often but it was not the right time for that. Instead he brought forth his giant stack of several copies of each of Gilderoy Lockharts books and placed them at his feet. "Gilderoy Lockhart was a wizard that taught DADA here at Hogwarts for a year during the famous trio's time. He was also known for his perfect smile, coiffed hair and his stand out robe colours and his expert skill in memory charms aside from being a published writer. Currently Gilderoy Lockhart resides in the Janus Thickey ward at St Mungos for permanent spell damage. Does anyone know how or more so what Lockhart did to become a permanent spell damage patient at St Mungos?" Leo was trying to see if they had read or talked about him in Charms or HoM class. A strong backfiring memory spell wasn't always something that could be reversed. Safety and practice was key! Pulling out his wand Leo moved the big stack of Lockhart's works into the middle of the circle of bean bags for easy student access if they wanted to browse. "We can't read and talk about all of Lockharts works in depth at this meeting unfortunately. There sadly isn't enough time to do so. All the books will though be available for you to borrow and read in your dormitories after the meeting is over." Grabbing the book titled 'A guide to household pests' Leo held it up so all the students could see it as he asked. "Have any of your parents used Lockhart's guide when dealing with pests around your house? Is it useful?" __________________