Originally Posted by The Narrator

So loud, so loud. All that munching, crunching, and slurping. It filled up the whole of the Hall.

Strangely enough, despite the warmth in the castle, you might detect an unwelcome and sudden chill in the air..

Stranger still, the shoelaces belonging two of the students at the Gryffindor table... Seemed to be tying themselves together... Quite neatly and efficiently, until the laces and shoes of the two students were deliciously tangled together. Should one raise, the other would receive quite the shock.

Originally Posted by The Narrator

Dear, oh deaaaaaaar.

It seems that all the toilet paper has simply gotten up and walked right away...