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”… Right,” the Head Boy was as much relaxed as James was the Queen of England. So not at all, actually. But pointing it out would only make matters worse and despite the fact that Professor Jerkface wanted to get under the boy’s skin… That would be taking it too far. And James knew limits. It was arguably his best quality.
Though what was said next... James deadpanned. Had they boy listened to anything James had said? Clearly not. ”Ought to be careful with that kind of arrogance,” just saying. Not that James should be the one speaking on this matter. Being hypocritical and what not, but still. It was good advice. Big Headed Boy needed to peg himself down a few notches. Badge or not. Take it as he will. James had done enough elaboration here. It was already getting exhausting.
Merlin, he was going to have to give some kind of pep talk here wasn’t he? James didn’t do peptalsk. He did truth. This was not in the job description. A bit annoyed, James went ahead and took a seat on the step above where Yoongi sat. ”Can’t make everyone happy, Head Boy.” It was the truth. A hard truth, but the truth regardless. ”Take your job seriously, but you can’t take life too seriously.” Something he was sure the boy had trouble with given all the makeup products and whatnot. ”Everyone screws up, your job is simply to screw up less than the others. Think that’s pretty manageable, yeah?” Or was he going to whine some more because that’s all Draper’s got.
Again he stood up,
This time he eyed the kid…. ”Oh what an ingenious idea, how come I hadn’t thought of it before?” James used every ounce of sarcasm he could muster. Though the truth was, he hadn’t thought of it before. This was all improv. Just needed to make sure the Pretty Boy didn’t figure that part out. ”Put up a notice a week ago, turns out Hogwarts students could care less about the notice board.” Eh, it was possible. ”So I’m taking a different approach now. Thought I could count on the Head Boy to know the students around here, but clearly I was mistaken.”
Heh.
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