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Originally Posted by Shanners "I followed instructions. Not my fault I didn't master having four legs and hooves immediately." Besides, weren't teachers supposed to take failure in their stride and encourage their students? Not to have their own kind laughing at their students and knocking their confidence. "I'm glad that we have a new Professor, though." Maybe he'd be able to concentrate a little more without worrying about being trampled to death by a stampede or shooting arrows at targets whilst running. It had been a joke. "'ll be there, Professor. You can count on it."
Looking between the adult and the underwear, Roo chewed on the inside of his cheek and managed a frown. "I am, but.. I have my underwear hand washed..." Because he couldn't guarantee that magic would leave no rashes or traces of something. What if a cleaning spell cleaned up his leg and he was left with a stump?!
Magic was dangerous.
This man only knew about creatures. ..... Master having four legs and hooves immediately....?
Either the boy had an incredible imagination or he was trying to be sarcastic and had absolutely no respect. And James knew it was the latter. He gave the unfortunate boy a look. Was this his way of being funny? Who did he make James out for? The Creatures Professor was not an idiot. And these sarcastic remarks were only hurting the kid's case here. "Well, fortunately for us both, you'll only need two legs for my lessons," he replied after a long pause.
Though he knew better than to count on a student, he nodded. "Good." Besides, if the kid didn't show up, James would send him to detention. Now that he knew the poor boy's face, well, he'd be on the lookout.
As for the underwear, James was most definitely judging. What a pansy. Hand washed.
And this wasn't something he could wait to do in his dorm? "Tell me kid, how did you end up with ink on your underwear, anyways?" He was expecting a real good story here. No pressure.
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