 #3: CHUCKLE CHUCKLE CHIMPANZEE (why animals, Roo?) ∞ 17 | RP entrepreneur | defies gravity | Miss George is flawless | blanket burrito lyfe
Rooney had been SO sure that he was going to get this all right. He was CERTAIN he was going to make that jump properly and not end up in the lava. Instead, he was now a slave to the lava and was never going to be able to get out of this. Sure, he'd seen his fellow students dancing and singing and -- ugh, would they please stop that? Some of them really needed a lesson in stage performance, pitch and everything else. Reaching for an index card by his feet, Roo read over it and thanked the high everything that it wasn't anything to do with singing. Instead, he had to tell a knock knock joke.
And he was going to do it with style, aka tell it to himself and with himself.
Leaning to the left, he grinned. "Knock, knock." And now a lean to the left, looking baffled in the direction he was just leaning to. "Who’s there?" Yes, who was there? Who was at the door, other Rooney? Back to the left he leaned, and laughed a little before he delivered the punchline. "Somebody too short to ring the doorbell!" HAHAHAHA. Like Mama! She was short.
But oh ho. That had been funny, had it not?
Where was Miss Charlotte Kettleburn when you needed someone to laugh at your jokes? Surely SHE would find it funny...? Right...?
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