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Pack up their things? He'd be MORE than happy to do so! Let's face it: no one wanted to be sitting there writing things down for houuuuuuuuuurs when they could be playing something or doing something that wasn't, you know, writing. That got tiring, you know. Tiring and BORING.
So, the first year started packing up all of his things -- which just included dumping everything into his bag and making a mental note to sort out the mess later -- and headed up to the front. The bag was dropped down near a corner which should be a lot easier to remember than if he had placed it somewhere towards the middle of the--
STINKY FEET ALERT!
Oh MERLIN, the CHEESE. POO-WHEE!
Phillip wrinkled his nose and even pulled a face as the cheese roamed free. MERLIN! This was cheesier than a four cheese pizza and, frankly, he LIKED the smell of four cheese pizza. And it was making it hard to breathe, you know. Shaking his head, the boy pulled off his own shoes and placed them right near his bag. He then stood there and wiggled his toes in his spaceship dark blue socks.
Okay, now what?
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