SPOILER!!: Airey
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sweetpinkpixie He did. The Astronomy professor even gave a salute in confirmation.
And really...it was a wonder that a man of Paul's age was able to perform, er, whatever that was that he had just done right there. So kudos to you, sir. Kudos.
"I could hardly call myself a Trekkie if I did not recognize that," he boasted. Did the Herbology professor attend conventions? Perhaps they could go to one together. In costume! He would have to see if he could get in contact with that one Ministry official. What was his name? Howard? They seemed to run into each other quite often at these things.
"Well, I intend on wearing a suit," Airey informed his colleague. Big spoiler alert there, surely. "Just as long as you do not wear anything that says Hogwarts on it and arrive at my classroom by 9 am... should be perfectly ---"
WAIT! WOAH! DID HE JUST SAY?!
"SWEET SOLSTICE! HOW DID YOU KNOW?!" the astronomer exclaimed, half tempted to throw open his office door, summon the box of bum bags from his underneath his desk, and proudly show his collection for the students. "You'll fit right in!"
Trekkie. Trekkie. He was rattling his brains for what in the WORLD this could mean...Merlin...he'd have to ask Milton. Milton knew like, everything. Well..mostly everything. Even his partner had some shortcomings.
"WELL THEN! I will don a suit! AND my space bum--" he blinked a few times at the box in hand....SO MANY BUMBAGS/FANNY PACKS!
"I'll be EARLY and NO HOGWARTS stuff...I get it--since MUGGLES AND ALL--" muggles fascinated them and he really wanted to TALK to some but alas, that would be SOOOO weird. SO he would keep a low profile.
"LOOK AT ALL OF THEM--Oh dear--Milton would be having a heart attack--" his partner would be dying. So much bad fashion.
"WELL AIREY--" he nodded excitedly and glanced at his watch.
"I will be DRESSED TO IMPRESS! And on time--but I'm supposed to go spread some manure--I'm running late, and this is PRETTY time sensitive--GAH--see you!" and Paul was attempting to run down the stairs. All the way down the stairs.....