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nicole black · 10-07-2015, 03:51 AM

SPOILER!!: MEANY PANTS

Quote:

Originally Posted by kayquilz

Paul was content to move on. He really was. Until……

UNTIL…….

that…

ticking………

SOUND.

Myers twitched and tried to figure who in the WORLD was chewing on something in class--his SENSITIVE EARS! “MR. ANDERSON-BELFORT.” He gasped a little, in SHOCK. “Not only is that NOT environmentally friendly--it was TERRIBLE for the teeth--did you KNOW that it can cause DAMAGE to your gums-------you could seriously GET GUM DISEASE.” He looked...so appalled.

Appalled Paul.

“If you must clean your teeth in my class--” Snort--”Buy some floss for Merlin’s sake! That NOISE--” he was being overdramatic. He was. He knew it. "Organic floss. Stop by my office if you want some, m'boy." He let his voice soften, once more, because he didn't want to FRIGHTEN the boy...

He DID NOT CARE.

And time, once more, to move on!

“Now--if you will take a look at the blackboard--” He pointed, showing his notes.

“-You will see that these are some of the things we deem important to grow plants healthily. Very goooooood everyone! That was a bit basic, I know--but I thought it was an important starting point for where we are GOING--” He gestured at the table behind him, the one with all the smelly bins.

“Now, some of you mentioned nutrients--which is VERY important for plants, yes. All plants need a certain combination of them…” He thought about how to explain this. “How...some animals eat meat? And others only vegetation? Well plants are the same--but with nutrients. Sort of.” He hoped that made sense. “All plants need two main things--” he may have been simplifying it, slightly, for the sake of the lesson, but if ANYONE wanted to come talk seriously about the nutrient and vitamin intake of shrubs---by all means, Paul would find it endearing. “Carbon and nitrogen...are important. But different plants need carbon--and others need a LOT of nitrogen--” were they taking notes? They should be taking notes.

“SOOOOO---as you can SEE--” he pointed at the bins. “We will be……...COMPOSTING TODAY. All NATURAL compost! Which I LOVE--” he hopped a little in excitement. “Now--without looking in the bins---let’s THINK--what sort of materials can we use for composting? I’d like everyone to try to come up with something different, please!”

"Also---someone tell me--what is the difference between compost and fertilizer?"

OOC: There are SO many different things that can be composted-----so please try to keep the answers diverse! I will be moving on in....eh, 13-16 hours from now. <3

He was just chilling, minding his own business, half-listening to the class while letting his mind wander off to more enjoyable pastimes like baking, or ~~snogging~~ playing basketball or ~~snogging~~ hanging out with Evie, or even reading for pleasure, or blowing bubbles or ~~snogging~~ or y'know snogging. So wrapped up in his thoughts was the golden haired lad, that he didn't notice the Professor's twitching or agitated demeanor until he was being yelled at.

HOLD UP.

HOLD. UP.

HOLD. EVERYTHING. UP.

Since when did Professors yell at him? He was a chill dude, one that caused no trouble ~~aside from opening the chamber of secrets last term~~, WHAT HAD HE DONE??

....The toothpick? MYERS WAS UPSET ABOUT A SPLINTER OF WOOD? Rorie would have been cracking up. "........... Aight?" Damien scratched his head and pulled the toothpick from his lips before pocketing it. "I wasn't cleaning my teeth, just so everyone knows what's up." because that would have been gross and Damien had better manners tan that, he just liked chewing on toothpicks.

Psh.

Settling back comfortably in his chair, Damien once again turned silent, he only knew one thing about compost and fertilizer and it was that both were disgusting and dirty. Blergh,

10-07-2015, 03:51 AM	#72 (permalink)
nicole black Mooncalf Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: 'clever joke here' Posts: 7,174 Hogwarts RPG Name: ruari fuller-thompson #FFA3D2 Ravenclaw Sixth Year Hogwarts RPG Name: Desdemona M. Evans #6082B6 Ravenclaw First Year x8	you wanna fite? \| 💚 nickleback 💚 \| Uh, anyway. SPOILER!!: MEANY PANTS Quote: Originally Posted by kayquilz Paul was content to move on. He really was. Until…… UNTIL……. that… ticking……… SOUND. Myers twitched and tried to figure who in the WORLD was chewing on something in class--his SENSITIVE EARS! “MR. ANDERSON-BELFORT.” He gasped a little, in SHOCK. “Not only is that NOT environmentally friendly--it was TERRIBLE for the teeth--did you KNOW that it can cause DAMAGE to your gums-------you could seriously GET GUM DISEASE.” He looked...so appalled. Appalled Paul. “If you must clean your teeth in my class--” Snort-*-”Buy some floss* for Merlin’s sake! That NOISE--” he was being overdramatic. He was. He knew it. "Organic floss. Stop by my office if you want some, m'boy." He let his voice soften, once more, because he didn't want to FRIGHTEN the boy... He DID NOT CARE. And time, once more, to move on! “Now--if you will take a look at the blackboard--” He pointed, showing his notes. “-You will see that these are some of the things we deem important to grow plants healthily. Very goooooood everyone! That was a bit basic, I know--but I thought it was an important starting point for where we are GOING--” He gestured at the table behind him, the one with all the smelly bins. “Now, some of you mentioned nutrients--which is VERY important for plants, yes. All plants need a certain combination of them…” He thought about how to explain this. “How...some animals eat meat? And others only vegetation? Well plants are the same--but with nutrients. Sort of.” He hoped that made sense. “All plants need two main things--” he may have been simplifying it, slightly, for the sake of the lesson, but if ANYONE wanted to come talk seriously about the nutrient and vitamin intake of shrubs---by all means, Paul would find it endearing. “Carbon and nitrogen...are important. But different plants need carbon--and others need a LOT of nitrogen--” were they taking notes? They should be taking notes. “SOOOOO---as you can SEE--” he pointed at the bins. “We will be……...COMPOSTING TODAY. All NATURAL compost! Which I LOVE--” he hopped a little in excitement. “Now--without looking in the bins---let’s THINK--what sort of materials can we use for composting? I’d like everyone to try to come up with something different, please!” "Also---someone tell me--what is the difference between compost and fertilizer?"** OOC: There are SO many different things that can be composted-----so please try to keep the answers diverse! I will be moving on in....eh, 13-16 hours from now. <3 He was just chilling, minding his own business, half-listening to the class while letting his mind wander off to more enjoyable pastimes like baking, or ~~snogging~~ playing basketball or ~~snogging~~ hanging out with Evie, or even reading for pleasure, or blowing bubbles or ~~snogging~~ or y'know snogging. So wrapped up in his thoughts was the golden haired lad, that he didn't notice the Professor's twitching or agitated demeanor until he was being yelled at. HOLD UP. HOLD. UP. HOLD. EVERYTHING. UP. Since when did Professors yell at him? He was a chill dude, one that caused no trouble ~~aside from opening the chamber of secrets last term~~, WHAT HAD HE DONE?? ....The toothpick? MYERS WAS UPSET ABOUT A SPLINTER OF WOOD? Rorie would have been cracking up. "........... Aight?" Damien scratched his head and pulled the toothpick from his lips before pocketing it. "I wasn't cleaning my teeth, just so everyone knows what's up." because that would have been gross and Damien had better manners tan that, he just liked chewing on toothpicks. Psh. Settling back comfortably in his chair, Damien once again turned silent, he only knew one thing about compost and fertilizer and it was that both were disgusting and dirty. Blergh, __________________ the moon: feminine, intuitive, inner strength, innocence