 urine trouble | Pat's Strong Confident Other Half | Pees Like a Champion Unicorn Racehorse
Was this meditation or an opportunity to sleep? Because, uh, the deep breathing and closing of the eyes was making him sleepy. And then there was Myers's VOICE which was starting to make him feel a little drowsy.
But he couldn't fall asleep. No no no! What if someone drew a BAD moustache on his FACE?! WITH ONE OF THOSE MUGGLE PERMANENT MARKERS?
What was bothering him? The smell. And the fact that his hands were starting to feel a little sweaty with holding onto someone else's for so long. Uh, sorry? Not even breathing out was helping him because he was VERY aware of how hot his hands felt and how he could smell the manure from all the way over HERE.
Thank MERLIN, it was FINALLY time to let go. Phillip dropped his neighbour's hand as quickly as he could and rushed over towards a seat that was as FAAAAAAR away from the manure as he could go. Not that it HELPED, which was something that only made the first year scrunch up his nose in the direction of that bin.
What do plants need to grow? E A S Y. Or, it would be if the answer he WANTED to say hadn't been said already. But, after a couple of minutes, the Slytherin raised his hand and piped up with something else: "Not all soils have enough nutrients in them so people can put fertilisers in them to help the plants to grow. People like to get the biggest plant they can and make it into a competition with their rival plant-growers and farmers. It's A LOT more fun that way." You know, a chance to BOAST.
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