Ruh-roh! Everyone, hide your shinyes!
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Niffler The little Niffler poked his head up from the ground, his long snout presenting first.
SNIFF SNIFF
Mmmmmm baconnnnn
The itty bitty Niffler scrambled up from his lair as fast as his itty bitty legs would move him. He was HUNGRY and there was more than just bacon in the air.
SNIFF SNIFF SNIIIIFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
CHEESE! Oh, Niffler just HADto get some cheese. And look at all the big mammals walking around on their two legs, their opposable thumbs coming in handy to hold their bacon and cheese.
Niffler darted in between their legs, not wanting to get trampled before he had a chance to eat some bacon and cheese.
But Niffler's attention was caught by something. Something SHINY
A NEW SHINY
Niffler scrambled his feet and darted towards the oldest mammal there, even his hair was a shiny. Niffler scurried up the table and took a shiny with prongs coming out of one end between its teeth. A new shiny for his collection, and it shall be Nifflers SHINY.