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hermionegold · 09-19-2015, 12:17 AM

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Originally Posted by hermionesclone

NO. WAY.

THEY WERE PLAYING HUMAN BOWLING?!

ASDFGHJKL BEST. CLASS. EVER!!!

The first year was EXCITED. Oh he was so PUMPED -- AHA GEDDIT? -- to get this show on the road! Human bowling! Where they got to roll in a giant inflatable ball down a giant inflatable bowling lane and knock down some giant pins. Could it get any better than that?!

But for that, he still needed a partner. Uh. Phillip suddenly deflated -- aha he was on a roll -- as he started looking around the class. Most people were ALREADY in a pairing and finding someone who was on their own as well was going to be IMPOSSIBLE. And he refused to work on his own. REFUSED. Where was the fun in THAT?!

So, the Slytherin cleared his throat and called, "STEP RIGHT UP, ROMALOTTI UP FOR GRABS TO PARTNER UP WITH." Which translated to: he needed someone to push down the bowling lane in a giant inflatable ball.

Gwen was looking for a partner too. And to be honest, she really, REALLY liked the idea of rolling in the ball. She approached the older Slytherin, who seemed outgoing and fun. She liked how he threw himself out there and asked for a partner. She would have been insecure. "Hi. I'm Gwen. I'm a Hufflepuff first year. Can we be partners?"

09-19-2015, 12:17 AM	#181 (permalink)
hermionegold MO Puffskein Join Date: Jul 2015 Location: near Chicago Posts: 2,474 Hogwarts RPG Name: Amanda "Night" Dixon First Year	Quote: Originally Posted by hermionesclone NO. WAY. THEY WERE PLAYING HUMAN BOWLING?! ASDFGHJKL BEST. CLASS. EVER!!! The first year was EXCITED. Oh he was so PUMPED -- AHA GEDDIT? -- to get this show on the road! Human bowling! Where they got to roll in a giant inflatable ball down a giant inflatable bowling lane and knock down some giant pins. Could it get any better than that?! But for that, he still needed a partner. Uh. Phillip suddenly deflated -- aha he was on a roll -- as he started looking around the class. Most people were ALREADY in a pairing and finding someone who was on their own as well was going to be IMPOSSIBLE. And he refused to work on his own. REFUSED. Where was the fun in THAT?! So, the Slytherin cleared his throat and called, "STEP RIGHT UP, ROMALOTTI UP FOR GRABS TO PARTNER UP WITH." Which translated to: he needed someone to push down the bowling lane in a giant inflatable ball. Gwen was looking for a partner too. And to be honest, she really, REALLY liked the idea of rolling in the ball. She approached the older Slytherin, who seemed outgoing and fun. She liked how he threw himself out there and asked for a partner. She would have been insecure. "Hi. I'm Gwen. I'm a Hufflepuff first year. Can we be partners?"