Brian was giggling. GIGGLING. He hadn't expected wizards to know so little about Muggles, especially considering that most of these things were outdated by like fifty years. Nobody had backyards unless they were really rich. Property was way too expensive for that. He was trying very hard not to snort, because that would be rude, but there was a first year (Davie) who was speaking a TOTALLY different language and Brian thought it was about something like electronics, but GIGGLE GIGGLE.

Giving an air-five to Kaycee for suggesting Netflix and chilling, which were amazing things that had survived fifty years of modernisation, he beamed. He'd been a couch potato with Netflix too, when he hadn't been practicing the cello. ALL THE CATCH-UP MARATHONS happened in the summer. Mmmhmm. He would have to ask her what shows she watched later. Because she was clearly the only one here who actually knew about modern muggles. "Video games, professor." They pretty much took over all sporting things by now. Sports had to be playable in tiny spaces because there were no more wide open ones. Those were probably extinct. Or deserts, but it would be pretty difficult to play football in the Sahara.