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Hogwarts RPG Name: Harri Ainsworth Second Year x12
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Originally Posted by Stefan SPOILER!!: Ethan! Ethan couldn't help but laugh incessantly at the sound he was making. He was laughing so hard in his head, and the sound that came out of his donkey mouth was just...ridiculously funny! "HEE-HAAWW!!! HEEE!!! HEEE!!! HAAWWWW!!!" The Slytherin Donkey tried to clutch his stomach, if he had his stomach still that is, but instead, he was pounding the ground with his front hooves-- which were supposed to be his hands and arms.
He could swear he was already laughing!crying if he were in his human form, but if there were other students who could see him that moment, they'd find a very delirious monkey.
Merlin's beard.
Donkey!Ethan looked around, and saw Owen's clothes on the ground...and in the middle was a parrot! "HEE-HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW!" Ethan approves. He would love to give him a thumbs up for a job well done, but his hooves are currently on, so...
OH WAIT ARE THOSE TREATS?!
His lower half still sat on the ground, Donkey!Ethan used his front feet to get closer to said treats while he dragged his bum with him. Treats come first before learning how to stand up and walk, you know? Donkey!Ethan sniffed around Parrot!Owen, his nostrils widening as he did so. He was about to snatch one of the candies, wrapper and all with his tongue but... PRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTT...BLLLEEUUURRRFFFooooop.
Oops. Donekys can get too much gas too yeah? Well, Ethan was laughing for at least five whole minutes a while ago, so it was no brainer. Donkey!Ethan, also shocked, had his head lowered...tongue out and a few centimeters away from the candy...and his eyes oogled at Parrot!Owen, obviously embarrassed with his accidental release of gas. Donkey!Ethan wafted the bad air with his tail...his eyes still on his new friend, apologizing mentally. Donkey!Ethan's heehawing was too loud for Owen's parrot ears even though the little openings were covered with tiny contour feathers. It wasn't a surprise that he was having difficulty with finding his footing. Because hearing and balance? Connected in almost all species...especially to a birdie like him. This meant that as he tried and tried to use his wings to bring himself to Donkey!Ethan's eye level (hooves were not a very pretty sight), he was failing. He probably needed to make a run for it to create some sort of momentum, no?
Actually considering this, Parrot!Owen was about to do some hop!run when the donkey's head descended around him. SO BIG. Owen could see fine hair on his muzzle and around his eyes. And his nose...it looked like it had its own face! O.O Oh my. Don't eat us Ethan! "ARWCK ARWKKKK!"
HE HAD TO FLY! What if Ethan accidentally ate him? He knew they were going to retain their human mind but WHAT IF... Owen flailed about, his wings flapping haphazardly...until he was able to control it or was able to bring it to flap up and down. Moving forward, he carefully maneuvered to tilt the lift of his wings for propulsion.
...then he was UP! Merlin, he was flyinggggggg....
...for like a feet from the ground and also before his companion released another weird noise. This time accompanied by... What in the world was that smell?!!!! Despite his nares, Owen knew it was not a good smell. A very not-good smell that it made him lose his control over his flight. FLAP!FAIL back to the ground he went, landing tail first. Ooow, his tail! Did Ethan just...fart? "HRA HRA HRA!" Hahaha. Ew, Ethan. "YUCKY ETHAN!" Haha---MERLIN'S TUTTI FRUITI. He talked! He was a talking parrot! Oh yes, he waaaaaaaaaaaaas.
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