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Norah Kittredge
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SPOILER!!: Kayceeee
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Kayce jumped. She clutched her heart and turned to face the person who scared her to DEATH. DEEP BREATHS. She was okay. She was fine. She needed to teach Hufflepuffs to wear bells, apparently.

"Hey Norah." she greeted with a nod. She blinked several times. Holllld up there Hufflepuff. She can't answer that fast.

Umm... "Just found it." she said holding up one finger to indicate which question she was answering. "Sure." She added in a shrug and a second finger. "Aww. Thanks." Third finger.

That was all the points, right? Right.

She made grabby hands for the list and read it over.

And she had comments. "Okay. Um. Let's see. First of all... what would you do with a camel?" She was genuinely interested in the reasoning behind that. "I'm pretty sure shoelaces can be transfigured... so no need to buy those." Just sayin'.

She wasn't sure what a 'Sebby' was, so she'd skip those.

She was cool with helping to illegally obtain a cat. "I'm game to help with this cat thing." Afterall, she was the reason Kody had a cat, so she was pretty good at.

She made a face when it got to number eight. "That girl, like, vomits rainbows." But whatever. If Norah was in to that sort of thing, she wouldn't judge. Much.

Her eyes then grew bigger. "Yeah... I'm not sure if I could help you much with the snogging thing either." Well she could. But a) she refused to make out with anyone that used the word snogging. It made it sound like some kind of allergic reaction. And b) she knew a guy that probably wouldn't be very enthusiastic about the idea.

She read more. "Why do you need to remind yourself to brush your hair?" That seemed elementary. Like brushing teeth. Which lead her to ask... "You brush your teeth, right?"

"I bet there's a spell to the broccoli thing." Probably.

And lastly... "How does one glitter?" That that it really mattered since she was not Zander and therefore couldn't mark that one off the list anyway.
Norah's grin faltered slightly around the edges, but she didn't let the smile go away because she NEEDED that smile. Smiles were important, especially when stuff got embarrassing. Which it was. Immediately regretting her decision (as tended to happen when she didn't think things through, aka always), she leaned in closer to read the list over Kaycee's shoulder.

"To play with it and ride it and be its friend and see what it feels like to poke one of its humps." DUH. Hadn't that been obvious? Why wouldn't somebody want a camel? "AND maybe it'll teach me to spit really far!" She always lost those contests with Marcel and Sebastian which was unfair because she was older so she deserved to win. Wait but transfiguring shoelaces? "DO YOU KNOW A SPELL TO MAKE STUFF GLITTERY?" Oops. C'mon prefect Norah, you're not supposed to be loud anymore. Lowering her voice slightly, she added. "They really teach us all the wrong things in Transfiguration."

It looked like Kaycee didn't know how to be smarter than a genius little brother either, but that made sense because the only person who knew how to outsmart Sebastian Kittredge was probably Sebby himself. Or maybe Sophie Brown. "Ooooh the cat one's a good one. I almost got one over the summer but I got scared." Being in trouble for tracking mud through the house was one thing, but getting a secret cat without permission was a whole other one. It'd lead to a lot of yelling, and non-joyful yelling would definitely make her list of Worst Things Ever. If she ever wrote one, that is, but that subject seemed much too tragic to be all on one piece of parchment.

And she caught that look, she DID. "You say that like it's a bad thing." She nudged Kaycee softly, with a big grin. "Imagine how cool it'd be to vomit rainbows!" THAT comment could easily go on a Dumb Stuff to Say list, but it was TRUE. Sometimes impossible things were the best things. The unfortunate thing was that the snogging bit seemed impossible now too. Had Kaycee never kissed anybody either? That had to be why she couldn't help, right? The thought was a bit of a relief either way, 'cause it really did seem like she was the ONLY person in the whole world who'd never kissed a real person's lips before. Mari had been kissing that Mitchie guy since the beginning of TIME but she wasn't even here anymore so who was she supposed to get advice from, huh? "I guess I'll have to find somebody else who knows a lot about kissing, then. I dunno how to ask though. There should really be a manual." Honestly.

"I DO brush my teeth, but I have much more exciting things to do than the hair. Plus it hurts." It was curly, see? Problematic. Very problematic. Teeth couldn't be curly like that, which was a relief because that'd be pretty funny looking. "And there's probably a spell for everything, I just don't know it yet. And it's not about doing glitter, 's about LIKING it. He's missing out." Sophie Brown's boyfriend had to be too important to miss out on such life-changing things, right?
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