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ArianaBlack · 09-09-2015, 02:14 AM

Yes. Zander HAD read the rules for this class. He had read the rules about five million times on account of not wanting to make the same mistake as LAST time. Even thought the SIGN was WRONG and not Zander’s rule reading. Just saying. So he used the lint roller ON HIS CLOTHES and ONLY his clothes. And also grabbed one of the pip thingies that was supposed to be for seventh years. Totally had this rule thing 100% covered. Your welcome, sir!

Then as he made his way into the classroom, he arranged his fingers in the salute thingy—the volcano one??? why volcanos needed a salute was beyond him though—and went straight for Professor Flamsteed. Or uh, Admiral Flamsteed apparently…

But okay, what was up with all of these silly new rules anyways? Professor Botros was the Headmaster, they were going to have tons of ‘fun,’ team building’ camps throughout the term, everything was all about promoting unity and happiness and spirit, and now they had tons of silly rules to make all the Professors really happy. Yup. This years Hogwarts mystery was ‘The Essence of Hufflepuff’.

So now that he had that one figured out, could they all go home and call it a year?

……… No?…. Well, it was worth a shot.

What the heck? Where were the--WOAH. He was floating. Wicked cool. So uh, he was gonna swim towards his Professor, yeah?

Stopping just in front of his Professor, he held up the hand with the volcano salute. Luckily for him, Zander had taken the preemptive measure of writing out the greeting on the back of his hand. Though uh, the letters had sort of smudged since the time when he had written it down… But no worries, sir! He’d figure it out. He was a SEVENTH year now. ”Dif tor hi sumo-wrestler,” he struggled. BEEEAAAAAAAM.

Nailed it.

Y’know, maybe next time he’d opt for the english version… This volcano stuff definitely erupted straight in his face.

Also.

Quote:

... Captain Zander Adair ; Seventh Year

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ArianaBlack Forum Manager Quibbler & Newbie Mod Ashwinder Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: #6e5f57 \|#ff5470 Posts: 13,708 Hogwarts RPG Name: Alfie Adair Hufflepuff Fourth Year Hogwarts RPG Name: Laini Gracae-Ryans Slytherin Third Year x10 x1	doesn't proofread tweets \| #wrongaboutcereal \| #siriusly? \| emo to the extremo Yes. Zander HAD read the rules for this class. He had read the rules about five million times on account of not wanting to make the same mistake as LAST time. Even thought the SIGN was WRONG and not Zander’s rule reading. Just saying. So he used the lint roller ON HIS CLOTHES and ONLY his clothes. And also grabbed one of the pip thingies that was supposed to be for seventh years. Totally had this rule thing 100% covered. Your welcome, sir! Then as he made his way into the classroom, he arranged his fingers in the salute thingy—the volcano one??? why volcanos needed a salute was beyond him though—and went straight for Professor Flamsteed. Or uh, Admiral Flamsteed apparently… But okay, what was up with all of these silly new rules anyways? Professor Botros was the Headmaster, they were going to have tons of ‘fun,’ team building’ camps throughout the term, everything was all about promoting unity and happiness and spirit, and now they had tons of silly rules to make all the Professors really happy. Yup. This years Hogwarts mystery was ‘The Essence of Hufflepuff’. So now that he had that one figured out, could they all go home and call it a year? ……… No?…. Well, it was worth a shot. What the heck? Where were the--WOAH. He was floating. Wicked cool. So uh, he was gonna swim towards his Professor, yeah? Stopping just in front of his Professor, he held up the hand with the volcano salute. Luckily for him, Zander had taken the preemptive measure of writing out the greeting on the back of his hand. Though uh, the letters had sort of smudged since the time when he had written it down… But no worries, sir! He’d figure it out. He was a SEVENTH year now. ”Dif tor hi sumo-wrestler,” he struggled. BEEEAAAAAAAM. Nailed it. Y’know, maybe next time he’d opt for the english version… This volcano stuff definitely erupted straight in his face. Also. Quote: ... Captain Zander Adair ; Seventh Year __________________ Days of Potter 2023:___________________________ Which Bertie Botts Flavour Are You? You are Lemon!