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lazykitty · 07-30-2015, 06:35 AM

Just.......

From the Great Hall, I give you Zander Adair:

Quote:

Originally Posted by ArianaBlack

So now that Zander was back at Hogwarts again after a week long hiatus without any internet or cellular service of any kind-- Actually wait, no that's wrong. Zander Adair was at Hogwarts the whole time. Hm. Anyways. Tons of things going on at the moment. Like the fact that THE SPIDERS ARE COMING IN!!!!

And also, Zander wasn't one for violence or anything. But seeing as this whole thing was totally all his fault as he mentioned in an internal monologue somewhere in a Herbology classroom thread, he had to help. So he was gonna join the snakeskin crew, yeah? Which, okay... Gross first of all. This was kind of weird. And hopefully they got the skin in a humane way, right?

Not that any of that was important right now seeing as they were about to be spider lunch right now. Actually, how fitting. Getting eaten by spiders in the GREAT HALL, where people normally go to EAT anyways. Ah. This was very well planned. Incase they decided to go easy on him and take Zander to their leader, he'd have to mention how clever they were in this whole planning process. Not that Zander would let them get that far.

He had a school to save. So uh, running to the back of the snakeskin line and draping it over himself. This was happening.

FOR NARNIAAAAAAAA! Wait. Wrong fandom. Anyways. Forward march. Yeah, he was gonna do that now, thanks.

And also, the Entrance Hall:

Quote:

Originally Posted by ArianaBlack

Man. You'd think all his years of Hogwarts would've trained him for this moment?

No where in his Charms textbook did it say ANYTHING about how to act like a snake. And Zander would know. He practically ate pages of that book for breakfast all last year. Firstly, imagine how dull that must taste. Ink does not go well with skim milk, thank you very much. Thank Merlin Zander didn't try it with the strawberry jam, amiright or amiright???

Ahem.

But anyways. With or without training, Zander was pretty much sure that he was doing the absolute BEST snake impression that he had ever done in all seventeen years of his living and also a few months and days added onto that. He was basically an old man now. And what better initiation into the real world than being hired for a real acting job. Man, they should charge for this stuff. Though hopefully next time their audience would be much more respectful and nonthreatening. But then again, at Hogwarts that is a lot to ask for. Especially when you've got blood thirsty beasts like third year, Maggie Traulton running around.

Anyways he was slithering.

And also following Tanner's lead. "Stupefy!" Did it work? "Stupefy!" Y'know just incase. Ahem. You can never be too sure.

Underlining by moi, of course.

07-30-2015, 06:35 AM	#124 (permalink)
lazykitty Ramora Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: Valhalla Posts: 5,651 x7 x4	Dem Carters \| even 🕊🕊 have pride \| \| Expecto PAWtronum 🐈 \| U-NA-GI Just....... From the Great Hall, I give you Zander Adair: Quote: Originally Posted by ArianaBlack So now that Zander was back at Hogwarts again after a week long hiatus without any internet or cellular service of any kind-- Actually wait, no that's wrong. Zander Adair was at Hogwarts the whole time. Hm. Anyways. Tons of things going on at the moment. Like the fact that THE SPIDERS ARE COMING IN!!!! And also, Zander wasn't one for violence or anything. But seeing as this whole thing was totally all his fault as he mentioned in an internal monologue somewhere in a Herbology classroom thread, he had to help. So he was gonna join the snakeskin crew, yeah? Which, okay... Gross first of all. This was kind of weird. And hopefully they got the skin in a humane way, right? Not that any of that was important right now seeing as they were about to be spider lunch right now. Actually, how fitting. Getting eaten by spiders in the GREAT HALL, where people normally go to EAT anyways. Ah. This was very well planned. Incase they decided to go easy on him and take Zander to their leader, he'd have to mention how clever they were in this whole planning process. Not that Zander would let them get that far. He had a school to save. So uh, running to the back of the snakeskin line and draping it over himself. This was happening. FOR NARNIAAAAAAAA! Wait. Wrong fandom. Anyways. Forward march. Yeah, he was gonna do that now, thanks. And also, the Entrance Hall: Quote: Originally Posted by ArianaBlack Man. You'd think all his years of Hogwarts would've trained him for this moment? No where in his Charms textbook did it say ANYTHING about how to act like a snake. And Zander would know. He practically ate pages of that book for breakfast all last year. Firstly, imagine how dull that must taste. Ink does not go well with skim milk, thank you very much. Thank Merlin Zander didn't try it with the strawberry jam, amiright or amiright??? Ahem. But anyways. With or without training, Zander was pretty much sure that he was doing the absolute BEST snake impression that he had ever done in all seventeen years of his living and also a few months and days added onto that. He was basically an old man now. And what better initiation into the real world than being hired for a real acting job. Man, they should charge for this stuff. Though hopefully next time their audience would be much more respectful and nonthreatening. But then again, at Hogwarts that is a lot to ask for. Especially when you've got blood thirsty beasts like third year, Maggie Traulton running around. Anyways he was slithering. And also following Tanner's lead. "Stupefy!" Did it work? "Stupefy!" Y'know just incase. Ahem. You can never be too sure. Underlining by moi, of course. __________________ Days of Potter 2023:___________________________ Which Bertie Botts Flavour Are You? You are Salt! Last edited by lazykitty; 07-30-2015 at 06:41 AM.