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lemon · 07-16-2015, 05:44 PM

31. Roll Over [dress robes]

"Your baby is so boring," Alice told Dora solemnly.

"She's not born yet. When she is, I'm certain you'll have your hands full."

OBVIOUSLY she wasn't born yet, but Alice was positive that people like her had been interesting even inside a womb. "So... it doesn't kick...."

"That happens around 25 weeks," Dora explained patiently. She was always patient with her best friend, no matter how ridiculous she was.

"It doesn't roll over..."

"My kid isn't a dog."

"So all it does is increase your dress robe size?"

Patience gone. Alice got a pillow to the head for that one.

For Pat. <3

07-16-2015, 05:44 PM	#11 (permalink)
lemon DMLE Mackled Malaclaw Join Date: May 2010 Location: Wakanda Posts: 11,002 Hogwarts RPG Name: Annaliese Toussaint First Year x12 x12	Dani's Citrus Duck Spawn \| Mama Giraffe \| Lemon PATch \| Pushed the Red Button 31. Roll Over [dress robes] "Your baby is so boring," Alice told Dora solemnly. "She's not born yet. When she is, I'm certain you'll have your hands full." OBVIOUSLY she wasn't born yet, but Alice was positive that people like her had been interesting even inside a womb. "So... it doesn't kick...." "That happens around 25 weeks," Dora explained patiently. She was always patient with her best friend, no matter how ridiculous she was. "It doesn't roll over..." "My kid isn't a dog." "So all it does is increase your dress robe size?" Patience gone. Alice got a pillow to the head for that one. For Pat. <3 __________________ and so i took an axe to a mended fence.___________________.______._________________ __________________________________..____this is why we can't have nice things, darling.