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Holy.
FREAKING.
Merlin!
Months. He had been waiting for MONTHS to hear SOMETHING. Everyday had been a matter of checking through his mail, only to be more disappointed than the idea of a feast that only comprised of overly healthy food. Swear to Merlin, the last couple of months had been difficult, man.
But all of that didn't matter because IT ARRIVED! FREAKING YEEEEEEES!
And, naturally, the first person he had to come and see was Culloden himself. Grayson ran down the dungeon corridors from the Slytherin boys' dorm all the way to the Potions master's office. It wasn't a long journey but exercise, man. C'mon. Running was awful, everyone knew that.
When he reached the door, the boy raised a hand and.........
BANG BANG BANG
C'mon, Culloden, open up!
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