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The Narrator 
Surely Slytherins are used to the dank dark dungeons by now but they might not be expecting the cobwebs covering the wall outside their common room entrance. Looks like the house elves have been slacking on dusting duties. Tsk. Tsk.
Quirly is a good house elf, yes she is. She cleaning for Masters and Mistresses.
She spots dusts and cobwebses. Not good. Elveses have been bad with dusting. Quirly tries to clean mess, but it is not working!! Quirly is getting frustrated because it is her job. She is bad elf.
"Bad Quirly! Bad!!" She hits her head with spatula.