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Seriously, the little person inside the handset’s probably soooo old, it fell asleep or something. The Slytherin sighed as he scratched his head and reviewed the instruction card. Well, he didn’t miss any step, so why was it taking so lo—oh. OH!

The seventeen year old cleared his throat and bobbed his head from left to right, letting the voice finish the instruction. As soon as he heard the beep, he immediately got into character.

Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeep.

“You have reached the voicemail of Ethan Tyler Mordaunt, Hogwarts’ Resident Detective Wizard. If you have a case or mystery for me to solve, please leave a message. If it’s about your girlfriend or boyfriend, or even your homework, please call Simon Holden instead. Thank you.”

Once he was done with his recording, he pressed the numbe rsign on the dial pad, and placed the handset back to its cradle.

Hmm. That wasn’t so bad. He was able to get through homework just fine. Now, to find Simon Holden...