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ArianaBlack · 06-01-2015, 09:15 PM

SPOILER!!: i can't stop laughing about this whole interaction omg

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Originally Posted by PhoenixStar

Sweet baby unicorns! The old taco was a bead idea. Mission abort. Mission abort. Only it was too late because the damage was done. She was trying her best to hold everything in because Zander was looking as if he would pass out at any moment. He definitely wasn't taking this assignment as lightly as Zeke had. Weren't all boys in love with farts? Obviously not. Well then...

Butt cheeks clenched mainly because she wasn't sure if it was just farts, and people were trying to eat around her. Respect was a thing that she possessed most of the time. Zander really needed to hurry up. "Yeah, uh huh," was all she could mutter as he was going over her reading. She couldn't think about anything other than not releasing the beast. Yeah, you could say she was worried about something all right.

Was it just her or was it really hot in here? She closed her eyes for a moment and tried to breathe through it. The cramp seemed to be lowering itself on down her belly. Please no. Please no. Now, normally AJ was not the type of girl that would hold anything back, but she knew this was going to be bad, and she was laying on the lion table for crying out loud. After a few minutes of pure silence, and most likely tons of judgement from Zander, AJ rose of the table. "I think the worst is over."

"Why are you down there?" she asked as soon as she realized he was under the table. Definitely not one to judge, AJ sort of flopped/rolled on to the bench while clenching, just in case, and hung her down to meet Zander's face. "Sonorus!" Yeah, she was going to go the spell route because leaning over and reaching wasn't a good thing in her current predicament. Lions did know their limits for the most part.

Dang, Zander's belly was making lots of noises. Was hers that bad? She honestly couldn't remember because she was in a dark place when that happened. The loud noises were pretty close together too. "Are you sure you don't have to fart?" because AJ would be okay with that. In fact it would probably make her feel more comfortable given everything that had just happened between them. No? Okay.

Then one really long and loud noise happened. Was that it? Could she do the diving part now? Reaching oh so carefully into her bag, she pulled out her notes. "It looks to me like something is causing you high stress, and a difficult challenge will be coming your way." Or was it already here? When it came to the tons of noises... "You are very stressed and bad things may come." Sort of worried about her friend, she gave him a pained look. "Is everything all right?" Not that she really took stock into Divination. It was more for farts and giggles.

It's not that Zander wasn't a fan of farts... 'Cause you gotta go when you gotta go. But they were just eating. And Zander was still hungry. And there's nothing like a smelly fart that could go and ruin an appetite. Zander would know. He grew up with two older brothers. So taking shelter seemed like the only appropriate approach to this matter. And he'd just have to hope that Professor Morgan wouldn't focus on this particular branch of divination during the next lesson. Because to be honest, he wasn't quite sure how much more of it he'd be willing to take.

"Thank Merlin," what? It was true. A very good thing that the worst was over. 'Cause AJ looked like she was going to explode. Like a ticking time bomb or something. Just waiting and waiting. He even had his nose plugged and everything just incase, but now he could finally poke his head back up and sit normally again. Ahem. As he rose, he looked over at AJ. "Erm, sorry. Was just taking precautions." He didn't want to get a face full of fart, okay? Could she really blame him?

And then it was his turn to be listened to, well his stomach's turn. And man, he forgot how weird this was. Having someone else hear your tummy. It was strange. Like this entire assignment. Gassiometry or whatever it was, was the absolute worst. Even worse than the crying-scrying stuff. "Uh, yeah I'm pretty sure?" HOPING. Farting in public wasn't a huge deal or anything. But in front of girls? No way. And AJ was a girl... Sort of.

Her explanation sort of did make sense. Maybe this divination thing wasn't as inaccurate as he thought? Maybe. Or maybe his stomach noises just so happened to be relevant by chance. "Maybe I'm just stressed about this homework stuff?" Actually, he was just stressed about the fact that there might be farting happening any moment now to ruin his appetite. But the homework thing sounded better. "And uh, about that.... We're done now, right?" You know, incase AJ wanted to run to the bathroom or something.

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ArianaBlack Forum Manager Quibbler & Newbie Mod Ashwinder Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: #6e5f57 \|#ff5470 Posts: 13,708 Hogwarts RPG Name: Alfie Adair Hufflepuff Fourth Year Hogwarts RPG Name: Laini Gracae-Ryans Slytherin Third Year x10 x1	divi #4 doesn't proofread tweets \| #wrongaboutcereal \| #siriusly? \| emo to the extremo SPOILER!!: i can't stop laughing about this whole interaction omg Quote: Originally Posted by PhoenixStar Sweet baby unicorns! The old taco was a bead idea. Mission abort. Mission abort. Only it was too late because the damage was done. She was trying her best to hold everything in because Zander was looking as if he would pass out at any moment. He definitely wasn't taking this assignment as lightly as Zeke had. Weren't all boys in love with farts? Obviously not. Well then... Butt cheeks clenched mainly because she wasn't sure if it was just farts, and people were trying to eat around her. Respect was a thing that she possessed most of the time. Zander really needed to hurry up. "Yeah, uh huh," was all she could mutter as he was going over her reading. She couldn't think about anything other than not releasing the beast. Yeah, you could say she was worried about something all right. Was it just her or was it really hot in here? She closed her eyes for a moment and tried to breathe through it. The cramp seemed to be lowering itself on down her belly. Please no. Please no. Now, normally AJ was not the type of girl that would hold anything back, but she knew this was going to be bad, and she was laying on the lion table for crying out loud. After a few minutes of pure silence, and most likely tons of judgement from Zander, AJ rose of the table. "I think the worst is over." "Why are you down there?" she asked as soon as she realized he was under the table. Definitely not one to judge, AJ sort of flopped/rolled on to the bench while clenching, just in case, and hung her down to meet Zander's face. "Sonorus!" Yeah, she was going to go the spell route because leaning over and reaching wasn't a good thing in her current predicament. Lions did know their limits for the most part. Dang, Zander's belly was making lots of noises. Was hers that bad? She honestly couldn't remember because she was in a dark place when that happened. The loud noises were pretty close together too. "Are you sure you don't have to fart?" because AJ would be okay with that. In fact it would probably make her feel more comfortable given everything that had just happened between them. No? Okay. Then one really long and loud noise happened. Was that it? Could she do the diving part now? Reaching oh so carefully into her bag, she pulled out her notes. "It looks to me like something is causing you high stress, and a difficult challenge will be coming your way." Or was it already here? When it came to the tons of noises... "You are very stressed and bad things may come." Sort of worried about her friend, she gave him a pained look. "Is everything all right?" Not that she really took stock into Divination. It was more for farts and giggles. It's not that Zander wasn't a fan of farts... 'Cause you gotta go when you gotta go. But they were just eating. And Zander was still hungry. And there's nothing like a smelly fart that could go and ruin an appetite. Zander would know. He grew up with two older brothers. So taking shelter seemed like the only appropriate approach to this matter. And he'd just have to hope that Professor Morgan wouldn't focus on this particular branch of divination during the next lesson. Because to be honest, he wasn't quite sure how much more of it he'd be willing to take. "Thank Merlin," what? It was true. A very good thing that the worst was over. 'Cause AJ looked like she was going to explode. Like a ticking time bomb or something. Just waiting and waiting. He even had his nose plugged and everything just incase, but now he could finally poke his head back up and sit normally again. Ahem. As he rose, he looked over at AJ. "Erm, sorry. Was just taking precautions." He didn't want to get a face full of fart, okay? Could she really blame him? And then it was his turn to be listened to, well his stomach's turn. And man, he forgot how weird this was. Having someone else hear your tummy. It was strange. Like this entire assignment. Gassiometry or whatever it was, was the absolute worst. Even worse than the crying-scrying stuff. "Uh, yeah I'm pretty sure?" HOPING. Farting in public wasn't a huge deal or anything. But in front of girls? No way. And AJ was a girl... Sort of. Her explanation sort of did make sense. Maybe this divination thing wasn't as inaccurate as he thought? Maybe. Or maybe his stomach noises just so happened to be relevant by chance. "Maybe I'm just stressed about this homework stuff?" Actually, he was just stressed about the fact that there might be farting happening any moment now to ruin his appetite. But the homework thing sounded better. "And uh, about that.... We're done now, right?" You know, incase AJ wanted to run to the bathroom or something. __________________ Days of Potter 2023:___________________________ Which Bertie Botts Flavour Are You? You are Lemon!