SPOILER!!: No problem at all
Zander nodded, but really... Excellent readings or not, he wasn't exactly sure how he felt about this gas divination stuff. It was kind of too strange to believe, you know? And most of divination was generally strange to begin with so this is saying something. Speaking of strange... AJ was probably the strangest of them all. And though she tried to convince him that she was completely normal, the eye twitch gave it away. Yeah, he noticed that one. Yeah... Sure AJ, whatever you say..."
Before he could reply to anything else, however, AJ WAS ON THE TABLE?????
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OH SWEET MERLIN, please DON'T fart!!
There is a time and a place and right here and right now wasn't either one so PLEASE NO!!! The Gryffindor wasted no time setting down his food and getting up on his feet. Quickly, he pulled out the stephoscope from class and held it to her stomach. Listening. Praying for no farts. A little bit of both. "UH I here gurgling???" THAT MEANT SOMETHING. Right!?! "They're close together, I think?" Zander was speaking very quickly at this point, too by the way!
"That means you might be worried about something," LIKE MAYBE LETTING ONE RIP!!! K BYE. Zander was ducking under the table now. Taking shelter before the storm. Ahem. But he did peak his head out incase, "You can do mine now by the way." never mind that he was under a table. Ahem.
Sweet baby unicorns! The old taco was a bead idea. Mission abort. Mission abort. Only it was too late because the damage was done. She was trying her best to hold everything in because Zander was looking as if he would pass out at any moment. He definitely wasn't taking this assignment as lightly as Zeke had. Weren't all boys in love with farts? Obviously not. Well then...
Butt cheeks clenched mainly because she wasn't sure if it was just farts, and people were trying to eat around her. Respect was a thing that she possessed most of the time. Zander really needed to hurry up.
"Yeah, uh huh," was all she could mutter as he was going over her reading. She couldn't think about anything other than not releasing the beast. Yeah, you could say she was worried about something all right.
Was it just her or was it really hot in here? She closed her eyes for a moment and tried to breathe through it. The cramp seemed to be lowering itself on down her belly. Please no. Please no. Now, normally AJ was not the type of girl that would hold anything back, but she knew this was going to be bad, and she was laying on the lion table for crying out loud. After a few minutes of pure silence, and most likely tons of judgement from Zander, AJ rose of the table.
"I think the worst is over." "Why are you down there?" she asked as soon as she realized he was under the table. Definitely not one to judge, AJ sort of flopped/rolled on to the bench while clenching, just in case, and hung her down to meet Zander's face.
"Sonorus!" Yeah, she was going to go the spell route because leaning over and reaching wasn't a good thing in her current predicament. Lions did know their limits for the most part.
Dang, Zander's belly was making lots of noises. Was hers that bad? She honestly couldn't remember because she was in a dark place when that happened. The loud noises were pretty close together too.
"Are you sure you don't have to fart?" because AJ would be okay with that. In fact it would probably make her feel more comfortable given everything that had just happened between them. No? Okay.
Then one really long and loud noise happened. Was that it? Could she do the diving part now? Reaching oh so carefully into her bag, she pulled out her notes.
"It looks to me like something is causing you high stress, and a difficult challenge will be coming your way." Or was it already here? When it came to the tons of noises...
"You are very stressed and bad things may come." Sort of worried about her friend, she gave him a pained look.
"Is everything all right?" Not that she really took stock into Divination. It was more for farts and giggles.