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Old 05-27-2015, 01:53 AM   #22 (permalink)
MudInMyBlood
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Default Divination Homework #1 - Post 2
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SPOILER!!: HAHA. I have ZERO control. *sighs*
As Zander collected some more things to add on his plate, he hummed quietly. This was the life. Only the gas part was gonna be weird, but eating food for homework was something he'd do any day. And just as he turned to look at AJ whilst she talked, he noticed the taco thing happen... Whut. Did AJ just pull a taco out of her bag??? UH. O____O ??? Yes, he was confused. And blinking quite a bit. And really?? A bagged taco? "Uh.... Should I be concerned?" For her health. And sanity too.

He almost actually cringed at her comment about tacos, but tried not to think about it as he began scarfing down the chicken. He'd get some mashed potatoes as well. This stuff was good. Man, Zander could eat ALL day. "Maahn I lub hum-wok," he didn't even bother swallowing his food, instead just speaking with his mouth full of mashed potatoes. Only he didn't actually like homework. He liked eating.

But fortunately, there wasn't a difference this time. Professor Morgan was spot on. HA.

This was GREAT. He wasn't even going to think about that taco comment. Nope. Totally not thinking about it.


Concerned? About what was going to come out of her? Yes. Most definitely, but other than that she had no clue what he could be on about. "You have nothing to fear. You are about to get some excellent readings done." Was that what he was worried about? The taco in the ziploc bag was all for him. That wasn't entirely true. The brunette really loved tacos. Old and cold ones were pretty legit too. Mainly though she just wanted them to ace this homework assignment. Professors should take notes from Cassie. Students put in more effort when it was fun. "I figured an old taco would really help you out when you listen to my belly." Helpful, she was. "It's not like I'm crazy or anything." Lies. Merlin, just when she thought she was in a judgement free zone. Her eye twitched as if to give her away. She coughed trying to cover it up. Did it work?

Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. That was taking things way too far. Was he sick? Bad potatoes? Oh the irony... this was coming from a girl who just inhaled a bagged taco. "I think you mean you love homework that you can eat." Surely that was it. She totes agreed with him on that.

Reaching for a chicken leg, AJ was just about to chomp down on it when she got a shooting pain in her stomach. Her mouth was still gaped opened as it awaited the juicy goodness of the leg when it fell from her hand and plopped on to the table. Clutching her side and grimacing in pain, she exclaimed...

"FART CRAMP!"

This couldn't wait. Swallow whatever was in your mouth, Adair. This little homework project was starting NOW. With or without you. Still half scrunched over, AJ climbed on to the table and laid in the fetal position facing Zander. "It's now or never." An eruption was going to happen whether or not he got his reading done.
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