Post 2 (acting) <--- Random | Funfetti | Lima Bean | Slytherpuff | PURPLE | Hoarder of pens | ALWAYS Severus
Heimdall pinched the bridge of his nose while a sigh escaped from his mouth. A patient man he was, but now was not the time to argue. Giants would take over and destroy their precious Asgard. Did these people need a history lesson? Did they forget how his eyesight saved them from giants who were marching towards Asgard? Did they not remember how he got his post? "One does NOT question the all seeing and all hearing." Heimdall would not be asking for Thor's permission. Unlike with Freyja no would not be acceptable. "I'm afraid if you resist I will be forced to poke you with my horn like things on my head and force your hand." Look at her keeping her voice all calm when all she really wanted to do was poke him and slap some lipstick on Thor aka Lux. AJ was keeping cool, and she bounced up and down a little bit at the thought. Whoops.
Getting her manly voice back, she eyed Adi who was playing Loki. "Silly man. Now is not the time to swoon over your own hair." Actually... may it was the time. "Since you are so wise when it comes to hair you shall braid Thor's." Heimdall was a guardian so making a super bulky Thor look feminine should be easy work.
Hemidall once again closed his eyes and hummed to himself. "I got it," he said as he opened his eyes again. "Put a dress on him that goes all the way down to his feet." Erm. AJ so wasn't a girl. What else? "Deck him out with precious stones." A necklace, rings and stones in random places would hopefully divert attention to the fact that it was really Thor in a dress. "As far as your face goes... I am afraid I can't help you there." No amount of make - up in the world would help that. "I can't fix your mug so instead we will cover it with a veil." Boom problem solved. "And before you protest, it will do you well to remember YOU got us into this mess by losing your hammer." Sooo... wear the dress and fix your mess. Or get the horns. Heimdall had spoken. "Chop, Chop!!!" The giants were coming. Did they forget? Mainly AJ just wanted to yell. It was hard work playing such a serious person.
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