Firstly, his surname was Rodriguez. If they wanted to say the whole thing, Rodriguez Fullmer, fine, but just Fullmer without the Rodriguez was wrong. Secondly, it looked like he had missed group two by a wide margin and was now in group seven, close to the end. Boo.

The play seemed to commence almost instantly, with three older students acting dramatically about Thor losing his hammer. Dramatic was bad enough, did they have to shout as well? Xavi resisted the urge to cover his ears. It was okay, their acting, but it was a small space and a lot of...what was the word...noise.