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Hera · 05-16-2015, 03:09 PM

SPOILER!!: AJ

The thought had crossed his mind more than once this lesson that he wouldn't be needing the subject for anything he intended to pursuit after school. But THIS... was epic. Hilarious. BEST THING EVER. Did Emily have to study fartomancy? He might ask her in his letter, he'd been meaning to write.

It didn't take much convincing on his part to agree with AJ's statement, "You are," he confirmed, "but it's awesome, don't ever change." Legit, seriously. Girly girls were all sorts of high maintenance not to mention sometimes boring and difficult to appease.

BUT. Speaking of his butt... it was about to do it's thing, and his own butt-clenching wasn't doing much to trap the gas in. Bubbling and rumbling sounded normal, or so he thought, and the fierce part was right up his ally. "Yep, fierce is me all over, inside and out." It was a lion thing, he was sure she'd have it too. Her 'professional' verdict however had him chuckling and as a result he had no option but to do as she said.

*FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAART... Fart ... fart.*

Then silence.

...

"How was that?" Nevermind the eggy smell from breakfast.

05-16-2015, 03:09 PM	#197 (permalink)
Hera DMC Abraxan Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Perth, AU (GMT +8) Posts: 25,070 Hogwarts RPG Name: Jasper Hart First Year x10 x10	½ EagleBrain ♥ Creeperdoodle ♥ Raven Dor ♥ Berry ♥ ½ Team House Elf SPOILER!!: AJ Quote: Originally Posted by PhoenixStar This was all just too cool. Bet those boring muggles at their ordinary schools wouldn't be having a class on farts and how to interpret them. Wizards pretty much win at life. In fact AJ was a proud of her education and everything she was learning that when she got back home she would teach her parents what their farts meant. It was always good to see what your hard earned money was being used for. What a thoughtful daughter she was. They would be so proud. AJ laughed at Zeke's comment. "It's because I'm a boy at heart." Yup, AJ was the biggest tomboy there was and she was definitely just one of he guys. This was something that her sister hated. Angel was always trying to dress her up and get her to wear makeup, but yuck! She waited while he got himself all situated and thought getting him to lay down was a good call. "Okay. I hear lots of bubbling and rumbling. Some are quiet while the others sound pretty fierce." This seemed note worthy. Yeah, AJ didn't always take notes but fart reading was intense so notes were scribbled down. "My professional verdict is that you need to let that fart you're holding in rip so I can fully understand what's going on." Show us what you got. The thought had crossed his mind more than once this lesson that he wouldn't be needing the subject for anything he intended to pursuit after school. But THIS... was epic. Hilarious. BEST THING EVER. Did Emily have to study fartomancy? He might ask her in his letter, he'd been meaning to write. It didn't take much convincing on his part to agree with AJ's statement, "You are," he confirmed, "but it's awesome, don't ever change." Legit, seriously. Girly girls were all sorts of high maintenance not to mention sometimes boring and difficult to appease. BUT. Speaking of his butt... it was about to do it's thing, and his own butt-clenching wasn't doing much to trap the gas in. Bubbling and rumbling sounded normal, or so he thought, and the fierce part was right up his ally. "Yep, fierce is me all over, inside and out." It was a lion thing, he was sure she'd have it too. Her 'professional' verdict however had him chuckling and as a result he had no option but to do as she said. FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAART... Fart ... fart. Then silence. ... "How was that?" Nevermind the eggy smell from breakfast. __________________